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Fallout (2024)
Spent lots of money on set but forgot to get actors
Had potential and had a great diasatopian vibe at start but wooden acting, very poor sfx and ridiculous storyline. Utter load of gibberish written by a 10 year old with a vivid imagination. Don't waste my time.
They add the odd bit of ultra violence for dramatic effect but it fails for deliver. The characters are non relatable and I care for non of them. Loads of critical stuff not explained and incoherent. Stick to the games as this adaptation is a waste of time to watch.
Got to episode 3 and gave up as it was painful to watch. Some weird 200 year old zombie with no nose who doesn't seem to get hurt. Crappy metal space marines who are dicks. Some innocent girl who's lived in a tin for her life who suddenly is Bear Grylls. Just weird, tacky and poorly executed. Avoid.
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
Weird, utterly boring and pointless
What the hell have I just wasted 2 hours of my life on? I'm genuinely quite mad for being so disappointed in this film that was billed as great but was dull, wishy washy trash.
Nothing happens in this movie (less a 2 mins of ridiculous ultra violence near end).
Was utterly boring, looking for the plot the entire time. Loads of big names but no real story. Half was just arty shots of people driving. This is another classic style over substance film that goes nowhere and people rave about because Tarantino's name is associated. How this got made, let alone won an award is beyond me. Total crap.
Megaforce (1982)
Soooo bad that it's actually amazing!
Pure, unadulterated, 80s fromage🧀. The cringe is extreme. The plot so thin that you need a microscope to find it and it has lines so utterly dire that you will literally vomit in horror. The costumes are naff, hair is mental and there are enough pointless flashing lights and random graph displays that the production would have needed a dedicated power station. Insane. But without watching this abysmal trash of a movie, you have not experienced the delight of a 80s school boy who had half this film recorded on a Betamax. It's nothing like I remember it, in fact watching again has destroyed my childhood memories of happy carefree days. Wow!
You need to be smashed up on booze, with mates to watch this belter. Ore cliches than an Austin Piwers box set, but done without irony.
Needs to be seen to be believed.
Commander Beegee with bozeyes in a gold spandex suit leaves very little to the imagination.
Utter, utter pap.
YOU MUST WATCH THIS FILM!
Stay Close (2021)
Ridiculous, far fetched and over dramatic
I've really tried. It's just a silly story and so unbelievable. They all live in same town yet havnt seen each other in years. The Police are inept. Too many involved and all just implausible. Just doesn't work. Very poor.
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Utter dross.
Appalling plot, dire acting, cheap ass effects, totally incoherent back story, impossible physics, technical ridiculousness, bonkers over drama, Austin powers level of pointless situations . Possibly the worse film ever made.
Fighting the War (2003)
Annoying at the time but would love to see again
At the time of filming, as the intellgence officer at Ali Al Salem airbase, the embedded BBC crew were seen as an intrusion but now, nearly 20 years later, I'd love to see this again.
The RAF element of the programme featured OC 9 Sqn mostly but we had amalgamated into a Combat Air Wing, under the Command of OC 31 Sqn, so we felt it misrepresented the leadership at the time. This film captured the planning and preparation for a sortie in which one of the crew lost their lives due to friendly fire. This was incredibly hard at the time but I would give anything to see this footage again and it is my available anywhere.
The Cry: Episode #1.1 (2018)
Pointlessly Jumps around in time
Upsetting premis, not that it's clear what's going on. Took til the end of 1st episode to even say what the issue was. I know they want to build suspense but this was just painful. As for the jumping about in time, now I'm pretty switched on but it was not easy to follow. Not for me, won't be watching the rest of it. Disappointed