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Pitchfork1
IMDb member since December 2014
I watch a lot of films and I hate most of them.
Interesting facts about me:
- I was born on a leap year (1984)
- I was an extra in PTA's 'The Master'
- I once saw Maisie Williams running through Bristol naked.
- Voted most pretentious student in the class of 2002.
- My dad took me to a brothel to lose my virginity when I was 16. The hooked refused to take my virginity when I started crying and hyperventilating.
- Russell Brand once called me a c-nt.
- Me and my friend opened a burrito bar in 2010, it was closed when rat droppings were found in one of the burritos.
- I fell asleep in church and dreamed of being filled with the seed of Christ. I've been a holy man ever since.
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