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Made in Chelsea (2011)
So...this is what television has become
This TV show is dire, it is terrible, I do not like most of these Soap opera type of shows these days, but this is a whole new level of BAD. While most soap operas have some sort of engaging theme or interesting scenes with some action. Made in Chelsea has nothing, it is literally just endless conversations with occasional swear words just jotted throughout the dialogue. I am not joking when this is what happens in the show: 80% talking, 15% crying, 4% music and 1% where anything interesting happens. Most of the plot lines are usually recycled from other soap operas like Eastenders. This show is right at the bottom of the pecking order.
TL;DR Nothing happens in this show, it feels like someone just taped a conversation and told the head of Channel 4: "this is a great new soap opera we have made", and seeing as channel 4 are so desperate they have no choice but to approve it for viewing
3/10 for Terrible. DO NOT WATCH!
The Boy Next Door (2015)
Worst film of 2015 (so far)
Oh dear....It was actually laughably bad(There were people laughing out loud at some bits). Lets start of with the acting, in some bits it was alright, but some of the scenes felt so awkward and shoddy, like they had done it on only 1 take. Secondly, the characters are all f****** Generic, Jennifer Lopez plays as some newly separated wife, filing for divorce, and looking to hot for her age. Her husband, some business man who is in an affair with his secretary or something, and then their son, who is also allergic to everything and is been bullied at school(also the bullies are pretty generic), wow, the originality. Thirdly, the plot SUCKS, its just so predictable, A teacher has an affair with a student and the student is the bad guy. What kind of drugs are the directors on? The student is nineteen but in high school. He also killed his parents(yeah, there is some stupid subplot about him murdering his parents, which makes no sense). So he is a psychopath(he is also a white, heterosexual male). I could have written something way better, sure it would take a while to wright a whole new screenplay, it would be better. Fourthly, the plot holes in this film are AWFUL, the worst was right at the end, where there is some generic fight scene, basically, Jennifer Lopez knocks Ryan Guzman to the floor, who has a gun, so instead of PICKING UP THE GUN, she tries to free her son(who is tied up), even though 2 bullets to Ryan's head would have cut this fight scene by at least 4 minutes. There was also this cliché bit where Jennifer Lopez is about to be killed by Ryan, and then she standing next to a switch, which she flicks causing like a giant brick to collapse onto Ryan killing him(how convenient), I swear like several people just burst out laughing at that bit. This film feels incredibly rushed. The end feels like they had run out of money, it just ends so terribly. The good: There was some good build up and also a few tense bits. The credits song at the end was pretty cool as well, but thats about it. TL:DR: This sucked, it really is trash, thankfully I only wasted my time, and not my money with this. DO NOT WATCH Verdict: 2/10-AWFUL