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5/10
Bad Directing
18 February 2015
I love the book. Read the entire trilogy. However, the movie was disappointing. Dakota Johnson is a good actress. However, Christian Grey looked really short in the movie (in comparison, Tom Cruise is short, but he never looks short in any of his movies. Height should not matter). Several of the intimate scenes lacked good camera angles, editing, and heat. The scenes should have been shot with more focus on bringing the sensuality into the movie. The script was not bad, but Dakota Johnson has a playful side that could have been played up more in the movie. She is a good actress and the director should have used her more rather than going for a cut and dry interpretation of the movie. For example, the dance scene could have showcased a more playful side of her and the dancing between Christian and Anna should have been beautifully shot. the red room suspense was lacking too. The problem was that imagination just did not come alive on the cameras. I am disappointed and want to ask for a remake of the movie using the same actors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fashion Police (2002– )
4/10
Kathy Griffith was boring. Joan Rivers would have said...
13 January 2015
Fashion Police was so boring that I only watched half of it this time. I really miss Joan rivers and Kathy Griffith is too agreeable. Here are my thoughts. Joan Rivers would have said... Julianne Moore's dress: "geez, her dress looks like someone poured silver paint all over her naked body and put feathers on the bottom. I mean doesn't the dress make her look naked?" Emma Stone: "Geez, this is too casual. So inappropriate for Golden Globe. it looks like she took a night club outfit and put a huge bow in the back. Definitely one of the worst." Claire Danes: "she looks like a dead vampire straight out of a casket. Ai yai yai. What happened to her? Is there a new vampire movie that she is auditioning for?" Nina: "geez, did someone take a curtain and just draped it around her? The dress is not fitting right, baggy in the middle, not tailored right. She should fire the person who created it." Lorde: "she looks like she is going to work and just put a bikini on top." Lana: "the dress looks cheap. It looks like she paid $100 for that." Lupita: "she is half a flower pot. She is growing flowers from her breasts." Kathy Griffith was just too safe, too agreeable and afraid of taking risks.
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