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Britannia (2017–2021)
7/10
Awesome but....
26 January 2021
Love the series, love kelly reilly, love the concept... BUT... the main theme tunes and graphics are bloody awful and out of place... the idiot that made that decision needs a kick in the bracket
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1/10
More false ratings .....
22 October 2018
I dont know where to start with this.... just dont bother

terrible acting, terrible set, terrible costumes, terrible effects

I started watching this and within 5mins I know it was a lemon,, within 15 i was cringing.... turned it off after 30.
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3/10
Great idea BUT....
11 September 2018
Its clever, its starts well and then its all hysterical shouting and BS. the main character is unlikable and i found myself wishing and hoping he ends up in a barrel.

And more shouting, lots of shouting... completely ruined the movie and i switched it off after an hour.
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Hardware (1990)
9/10
Cult Classic not Best Seller
26 May 2017
This movie has been on a slow burn for years now. It has now big names in it with bit parts from cult figures... Iggy Pop and the late great Lemmy and some great music to boot.

The premise is not a new one ... droid goes mad, kills people and the effects are a little amateur in places but there's something about the movie that compels. There is also some amazing camera work that transmits a feeling of despair and hopelessness that subtly counter act the upbeat actions of our characters that makes them look a little desperate within their character.

you may not like it, you may love it... but its one to watch and you WILL remember it.
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3/10
another found footage movie
17 October 2015
well, found footage movies are usually cheap and nasty affairs and the shaky camera is used to cover bad directing.

This one is different, the characters are believable, the effects are good and the directing is smooth and enjoyable. and here comes the BUT the go pro style footage is far too shaky and swinging, certain segments of the movie are completely unwatchable due to this and mildly nausea inducing.

The characters have lucid moments and are friendly and believable but start screaming and shouting in a manner that is unbelievable and ruins any form connection you have with them.

Nothing new and needs refining
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Cooties (2014)
2/10
well..... dunno
12 October 2015
Warning: Spoilers
it tried too hard to be funny and failed even for a comedy, almost trying to be a Shaun of the Dead typesque movie and failed so badly.

The characters were simply cardboard cut outs with zero charisma, even for this type of movie

Movies like this tend to be either epic or crap and this is the latter. There are 'names'in it but i don't understand why or how.

best and only good part of the movie? the guy off his face in the van with the giraffe.

And i write this after the second attempt to watch the whole movie. the first attempt i switched off because it was soo bad.
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