rherring-16040 Reviews

Swim (I) (2021)

Should have been better

[3/10 · 27 August 2021]

Dumb story.....bad special effects.....but it was the acting that really sunk this movie(the Mom in particular....she literally has the same "shocked"expression on her face the entire movie!!)I gave it 3 stars for the effort,probably more than it deserves....

Cypress Creek (2014)

Nonsense

[3/10 · 10 February 2021]

I don't know what to say.I watched Lake Fear 2 previously, and I actually enjoyed it.So I thought this would be similar. NOPE! This movie is just a mess.It's like a bad rip-off of Evil Dead,with elements of The Ring and House on Haunted Hill,all jumbled together in a completely incoherent manner.Do yourself a favor and just skip ahead to Lake Fear 2.

Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013)

Where did the money go?

[2/10 · 5 December 2020]

A budget of over 7.5 million?!?!?!?They must have spent 7.4 of it on beer and weed because this movie looks like it was made by a bunch of high-schoolers....I gave it an extra star for the boobs and the soundtrack, otherwise it would have rated a 1...

Gothic Harvest (2019)

Wtf

[3/10 · 15 October 2020]

Wtf did I just watch? And wtf are Bill Moseley and Lin Shaye doing in it? Were they blackmailed into doing it? Boring...non-sensical....bad acting....I honestly can't think of anything positive to say about it.....you've been warned....

Lord of Darkness (2012)

Better than expected

[5/10 · 11 September 2020]

I really didn't expect much, but I was pleasantly surprised.Not that it's a masterpiece by any means, but it's definitely worth checking out. I would call it a Scottish version of Wrong Turn.The acting was fine, and I found the special effects(in other words gore)to be quite well done.Overall, not too bad.....

Mask Maker (2011)

Not bad

[5/10 · 28 August 2020]

I had never actually heard of this movie before I watched it,so I had pretty low expectations....maybe that's why I enjoyed it as much as I did....Not that it's a masterpiece by any means, but it's worth checking out....The acting is fine, the special effects aren't bad, plus I always enjoy when they bring in a horror movie icon like Michael Berryman....If you're not overly critical,you might actually enjoy it......

HazMat (2013)

Be honest

[4/10 · 23 July 2020]

I can't help but notice that no matter how bad a movie is, the first 3 people to review it always give it 10/10, as if we don't know those reviews are from people associated with the movie.....so I say be honest...honest enough to admit that it may not be the masterpiece you make it out to be....that being said, this movie wasn't completely terrible....I've definitely seen worse.....I give it an honest 4 star rating.....

Are You Scared? (2006 Video)

Craptastic

[3/10 · 15 July 2020]

It's like Saw, minus the budget,and the acting, and the special effects... If you told a group of junior high students to make a recreation of Saw, this is what you would get... I almost shut it off 30 minutes in, but I decided to stick with it in case it got better....it didn't.... The worst torture isn't in the movie......it's watching it....

Death's Door (II) (2015)

Why?

[3/10 · 7 July 2020]

Why do I do this to myself? Why do I get suckered into watching these lame "movies"?I think it's because they always sound good in the description, but inevitably, less than 5 minutes into it I already know what I'm in for....too many things wrong with this movie to mention, so I'll just mention the one that stood out the most.....the "acting"is just so bad.....or maybe it was meant to be bad in which case it was good? Hmmmmm.......

Ouija Seance: The Final Game (2018 TV Movie)

Yawn

[2/10 · 12 June 2020]

I literally couldn't keep my eyes opened during this movie....total snooze-fest...I was foolish enough to think it actually had to do with a ouija board,conjuring demons,etc....I was wrong.....it's actually about nothing...at least nothing scary or interesting....

Under the Bed (I) (2012)

Too bad

[5/10 · 3 June 2020]

Too bad because it wasn't a bad movie until the last 5 minutes....not great but not bad.....but the ending ruined it for me....I won't get into detail so as to not spoil it for anyone who is thinking of checking it out...just dumb....

Body Keepers (2018)

Lame

[2/10 · 15 May 2020]

Anyone who gave this movie more than 2 stars couldn't have seen the same movie I did....lame from start to finish.....and is it my imagination or did the volume get really low towards the end of the movie?....not that it really mattered.....

Heebie Jeebies (2005 Video)

Stay away

[1/10 · 17 September 2019]

I've seen many bad, low budget horror movies in my time, but this just might be the worst...it has the look of a high school project which received a failing grade...aside from not being scary or suspenseful at all, the story is completely nonsensical...I don't often review movies, but I felt compelled to warn others away from this one...

Mother Krampus 2: Slay Ride (2018)

Nope

[3/10 · 26 November 2018]

Not what I was expecting at all.I struggle to find anything positive to say about this movie.There were some cute female characters, but even the sex scene was boring(and without nudity). Not scary or suspenseful.Don't waste your time.