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1/10
Stupid is right...but...it's not a professional one...
17 May 2015
This film reminded me a lot of Little Miss Sunshine, a "dysfunctional family" comedy I also hated. Things that are actually way creepy and/or disturbing are played for laughs, for example:

old-fashioned clichés forced upon the viewer include having an indiscriminate playboy (Chin Shih-Wu) fall for a near-virginal Japanese girl (Tatsumi Chie), whose purity of heart and earnest innocence no doubt compel him to abandon his reckless, emotionally stunted, promiscuous ways. To add insult to injury, the near-virginal girl initially fawns over a douchebag in a suit (i.e. the financially secure but boring guy), and is heartbroken when he doesn't propose (girls just always want a ring on their finger, don't ya know).

Amidst these pathetic story lines (compounded by some really pathetic dialogue), the only saving grace were a few well-timed and refreshingly funny jokes, plus Chin Shih-Wu's barely- concealed smirk for having carte blanche to do absolutely no real acting whatsoever. He merely prances around in flashy suits and flaunts his pecs.

For a film about sexual conquests and awakenings, where was the chemistry between any of the characters, the steamy innuendos, the sensual vibes, or the actual sex? I would've killed for random scenes between Chin Shih-Wu and any of the two dozen women he picks up throughout the drama-- or between him and Tatsumi's quirky friend (also the token ethnic minority, who conveniently disappears the minute Tatsumi and Chin sink into a trite state of happily-ever-after-ness).

In this sense, it really reminded me of that most disingenuous of romcoms that also has "love" in the title but completely denigrates the concept-- yes, the perplexingly much-loved turd, Love Actually. Well, Crazy, Stupid, Amateur has joined the ranks, congrats!

My rating is 1 out of 10.
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1/10
Don't be fooled by this amateur film...It's not a professional stuff
17 May 2015
This is a film that shows a night and day in the life of one particular Taiwanese girl and her friends.

As some of commercial reviewers have noted, there is a wonderful immersion into the moments of the characters in this film, with each act seemingly shown in real time. I compare this aspect of it to things like Elephant (2003) or Bir zamanlar Anadolu'da (2011) (Once Upon a Time in Anatolia), both superior films that made this approach work.

That is why I am disappointed that this film wasn't actually any good. There's a worthwhile film here, if only they'd filmed it. It's actually an amateur work with governmental propaganda.

At the end of the film, reasonable audiences reasonably expect an ending. There is no end to this film. The shirouto amateur filmmakers simply ran out of ... what? script? cash? patience? ideas? ... and simply started the end credits. If this was Lord of the Rings, I'd know to expect the next third of the story in the sequel. But it's not.

The end is one of those moments in film when you realize the writer-director is telling audiences to f--- off, just to see who tolerates it. From the looks of it, quite a few did.

In conclusion, this is not a good one, it's just made by amateur with strong and unfair political parties' support.

My rating is 1 out of 10.
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1/10
Somewhere between craziness and stupidity...
17 May 2015
"Love You 10,000 Years" seems like a totally understanding attempt to go main stream and get the kind of box office response that will allow them to go on. I think the amateurs are two enormous talents the market needs made them do this silly, complacent, undercooked comedy. Something so far away from what they've done before that I hope we haven't lost them forever. I didn't believe for a minute that they were a couple. I only love the cast but didn't believe for a minute they will dedicate themseves to the characters. And the ''director'''s outburst at his ship seems a monumental miscalculation. What's great about stealing famous professional movies. I don't get this, I must confess. I can't wait for the ''director'' to play a serial killer. That will get him an Taiwan Oscar nomination. I'm puzzled and a little bit annoyed.

It's not professional one....It's not good....

My rating is 0 out of 10.
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