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Reviews
Breathing Room (2008)
absolutely terrible
this movie is saw and cube with no budget and no brains. you can tell absolutely no money was put into this film by the 2$ hose clamps that they all wear as "electrical collars". that should be a pretty clear sign that they really don't give a care in the world about how their movie looks. which is further reinforced by the lighting. tip to the film makers: 50 tube fluorescent lights will absolutely destroy every shot you take unless you have expensive post production tools, and they don't sell them at the hardware store where you bought the collars. the acting is C grade, plot is completely stolen, the twist at the end is more like a faceplant into a grave, and the whole atmosphere reeks of i want everyone to die immediately. seriously, you will not care about any of the characters whatsoever and just hope that they have a gory death asap.
i could not say more bad things about this film, except maybe that i hope the producers and director quit forever after this. as well as all the actors, especially the old women. there's nothing that destroys a horror film more then screeching old women with more wrinkles in their face and fat flapping off their neck then there are molecules in the universe.
do not watch.
Push (2006)
lies
all the other reviews here were written by the production team. this movie is just that pathetic. bad acting, worthless plot, no logic.... they should have just played the soundtrack to a black screen with the words XTC is cool on it. that would convey the same idea. alas i bet the ritilin generation will love this "movie" (read: feces) because it has shiny lights. im assuming this was produced by some coked up Hollywood idiot. which explains how they sell x for 40 / pill. guess what. no one has payed that much in a decade.
please don't watch this.
please.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005)
absolutely disgusting
where do i begin. this movie is the epitome of retarded white female American culture. the director exploits every dark trick Disney ever wrote to try and play with your emotions and make you love these girls. in fact, if they all were hit by a bus in the beginning it would have saved the movie. a happy go lucky teen flick turns into a social commentary and just how stupid and sappy our children have become.
worst of all was when they were in the attic talking about the rules for the pants at the beginning. and one of the girls calls on the holy father to bless the pants. then they discuss how they can be worn and how magical and lucky they are. yeaaaah OK. disgraceful.
i hope these movies are a dying breed.