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mpijoan
IMDb member since July 2005
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
It would be funny if only it wasn't so tedious
1 July 2005 - 3 out of 6 users found this review helpful.
This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen and considering I've seen Sasquatch Hunters and Demons at the Door (both of which I hope you've never heard of, for sanity's sake)...that's saying something. The fights scenes are pathetically fake looking and the overall story drags into wretched tedium. It's not a terrible idea, but what they do with it is painfully retarded and not entertaining. I would suggest editing it, but unfortunately the only feasible thing to do would be to cut out everything after the very beginning and do something completely different. Since they couldn't get actors who are even slightly convincing they should redo it with finger puppets or something. I think that would be an improvement.
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