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Stargate Universe: Deliverance (2011)
So there's this
Supposedly highly valued science person must accompany the shuttle in order to direct the pilot to capture a drone in the exact manner that docking with Destiny happens. "Left about a meter. OK, now down 'a little'. Now straight back." A meter? Fifty? Who knows? Because the rear view mirrors have apparently fallen off for this one scene and "science person"s dialog has been written by the same person that thought "science person" needed to be on this little jaunt in order to do critical traffic directing duties.
Stargate Universe: Visitation (2010)
Plot line
The Destiny gets a brand new direct-from-the-factory shuttle for no reason other than that the writers have painted themselves into yet another corner. They use god-aliens to deliver it because if you're going to literally machina ex dei then why not chalk it up to actual dei? Everyone trusts the magic shuttle completely going forward because that's what you do when you live in a story written by idiots. That's it. Well, some people who've been dead for a while are seen to die. But mostly not. For most of them it's during a commercial break. Nothing else of note happens.
Stargate Universe: Lost (2010)
PLot line
Let's make every possible wrong decision in order to force the writer to save us. Well, that didn't work. OK. Fine. Still, it's bound to work if we just keep making really bad choices for long enough. Right? I'm sure it'll work next episode. Work the plan, guys.
Eureka: Do You See What I See (2011)
Straight up
This is a ... thing... that should never be inflicted on anyone who likes the series. Or anime. Or CGI. Or claymation. Or Christmas. Ever. In desperate need of a zero-star rating.