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10/10
The FBI use wrestler John West and his compatriots to fight ET-alien zombies
7 December 2015
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Forget "Walking Dead", "Night of The Living Dead", "Zombi"... etc. "Plaga Mutant Zone"...RULES--- whilst especially English Commentary ... even better than the dialog version! Wish I knew Spanish (or maybe Portuguese--- no I think these guys are Venezualan but I get Argentina and Venezualian and Spanish and the guys with Portuguese accents who sound like Dracula all confused... but these Plaga Mutant Zone geniuses claim they have a British accent when they speak Spanish (?)---- they love George Bush Sr. and hate the younger..--- Well I think both were really OK and the FBI and CIA are really OK too... but who cares?... when you have THE GREATEST COOLEST NICEST MOST DANGEROUS GORIEST MOST INTELLIGENT ZOMBIE SHOW OF ALL TIME--- PLAGA MUTANT ZONE. For the next one, get some howdies (chix) in bikinis.... & maybe naked Artists' models --- (but no porn, that's not nice).
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She's Lost Control (I) (2014)
Legalized Prostitution. Dr. Pimp
15 November 2015
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The flick in and of itself was OK, pretty good. Entertaining, informative. Its basically about legalized prostitution thanks to The Doctor Psychologist, whom in this case was an intern's pimp and the intern got what, was of course, to be expected. I'm sure a true pro (a sex worker/prostitute) would find this movie fairly predicable--- "rote"--- somewhat amusing.

The direction of this flick was killer. Cut-up, yet linear. Not too far out. The acting perfect. Also, I don't think there was an opinion expressed by the director--- unless its what I got out of the movie--- which makes it subversive. Nice.

Can't remember much of the soundtrack, other than dialog, sounds of the environment etc.. When songs and music tend to be too remembered--- the flick itself probably minor. This flick kept it naked--- any music strictly incidental--- oh yeah, there was one cool scene where the intern wanna be seducer, did turn up some sound device playing New Order type corny disco (the song had great lyrics, I always keep subtitles on), with an am radio quality--- very nice.

By the way The intern's personal life seemed to have been a bit "weird" (whose isn't really). Kind of funny. Mother dead found in a ditch, hit and run or something? Brother probably needed sex therapy (not from the intern, but from her mentor--- an older chick;Oh wait. Was that guy her brother? Did she return to him? Check this flick out. Dang nice.
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Zibahkhana (2007)
10/10
They party in a van in Pakistan, eat Indian dough nuts, meet Dracula.
23 October 2015
Thank God, this is not a comedy. Thank God. I am so sick of comedy. Comedy Sucks. This movie is so dang fine! I watched it until my eyes ran aorta my head! The Living Corpse (song & dance abound) is ass good too. The Dracula Star of The Living Corpse is in this anti-comedy! What more could anyone desire! Now go listen to Femme Fatale (BS) then watch this 'gain & gain--- then listen to Britney more. O yeah, the Indian dough nuts they eat (high?)--- well, one guy does--- he eats the whole bag--- and, like I said-- he was served by Dracula. And then there are zombies and an evil spirit witch... and gore... and Dracula serving Indian dough nuts... and there's also the director's commentary which is ass good too, O Dude.
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1/10
Heavy
3 July 2015
My golly- boy. Man, this flick rocks kicks it dances all over the place pretty heavy.Bad. Bad can mean good. You decide. Personally, I'm straight like the dude who films the show. This was way before black metal less you count Brian Jones an Jim Morrison. You know, its up to you--- do it mean love is real, love is unreal, diamonds for eyes, ghosts for lips, everything OR nothing?... is it existential or is it nihilist? You figure. Believe in God.. I'm religious. Check out "Pretty Girls" B SPEARS AN Iggy A.Z.--- then the film. OK? Anybody gets it then, anybody. Now I tried to submit my democracy & being told I don't got enough lines>>> OK let's add some more... like a college paper. There. I'm not shouting, corrected spelling, and should have plenty of lines.
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