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Back to the Future (1985)

1.21 giga watts of awesomeness

[10/10 · 30 November 2015]

This is without a doubt, my favorite movie of all time. Back to the future stars': Micheal.J.Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson and Crispin lover just to name a few. I did that without checking ether which proves that I've seen this movie WAY to many times in a week (6 times to be exact). Lets get to the plot.

It's about a kid who gets sent to the past, accidentally stop his parents falling in love and seducing his mum? Creepy.

Real talk time!!!! (A time when I talk about whats good/bad about a movie) The Cajigger: (main plot item) it is the DeLorian the coolest time vehicle ever made. 88/100

The feel: this move irradiates 80s' it has the cool guitarist, it has the girls with weird hair, it has the teen which just wants to rock 'n' roll... PARTY ON.

The Doc: he is the equivalent of mixing Dr Frankenstein, Mel Brooks and Dr Evil. You get the idea. A funny, crazy scientist. It's as epic as it sounds.

This movie is easily the best time travel movie and even the best movie ever made.

don't do yourself a disservice and not watch it. GO WATCH IT.

Ender's Game (2013)

Asa GUTTERfield.

[2/10 · 20 October 2015]

Look I'm gonna be frank, this movie did have beautiful effects, decent acting, and somewhat okay performances. However that doesn't weigh down the fact that this movie's bad!!!!!(I'll get more in depth soon.) This movie star's Asa Butterfield, HARISON FREAKING FORD, Ben ''not doing good movies anymore'' Kingsley and Hailee Steinfeld.

The plot is about a kid that randomly gets picked to command an army. Simple. Kinda ridiculous but simple.

Now down to the gritty stuff: The plot twist is crap THE FREAKING GAME AT THE END WAS IRL. Well, that was a spoiler. That's not even an issue.The main issue is that it's boring really, really uninteresting. You never go to the edge of your chair ONCE. Really?

IN conclusion this movie is not worth watching it's dull, uninspiring and looks like the director gave up half way through.

Don't watch please.

After Earth (2013)

Jaden Smith is a Potato at acting.

[1/10 · 21 August 2015]

This review contains spoilers but there is no point to say that. Why? Because NOBODY should watch this. it's trash, utter trash. Well might as well get to the plot, so here we go.

In the future some bad stuff goes down on earth which forces the humans to abandon it. One thousand years later, the united space rangers lead by Cypher Rage(Will Smith-yes that's the characters name.) is under attack by aliens (Oooooh how original!) Their main weapon is creatures called Ursas..... really? They are blind creatures which sense a pheromone produced when scared. Now lets fast forward a few years to Jaden Smiths character Kitai Rage a teenager training to be a Buzz Lightyear rip-off. ''Cypher'' and ''Kitai'' don't like each other very much so they spend most of the time ignoring each other. But that changes when Cypher lets Kitai come with him on a space ship. Surprise, surprise they crash on a weird planet(it's Earth) and are stuck. Thats where i'll leave it off...

REAL TALK TIME(totally). Will Smith, Jaden Smith and M. Night. Shamalan should all jump in a hole and rot away. STOP FORCING YOUR POOP DOWN OUR THROATS, WE DON'T LIKE IT AND WE DON'T LIKE YOU. God when will these Hollywood big shots get we don't like CRAP. The movie going crowd actually does own more than 2 brain cells.

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

*John Williams*

[10/10 · 30 July 2015]

This is cinema at its finest. Starring a star studded cast of Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones, Marrion Ravenwood played by Karen Allen AKA the damsel in distress, and John Rhys Davis as Sallah.

The plot: Indy travels to Peru to find a golden monkey, but whilst doing so he gets captured by rival archaeologist Rene' Belloq and the indigenous Havito people. Indy is forced to surrender the idol to Belloq and escapes using a float plane.

He returns to his life as a professor at Marshall college, where two army 'intel' agents are waiting for him. They tell him of the Nazis who are obsessed with the Occult and the super natural. Jones deduces that the Nazis are looking for the ark of the covenant. A weapon of spectacular power

The agents give him permission to join the hunt for the ark. Will he do it? Find out in this action packed cinematic adventure.

No, but seriously this movie has been around for donkeys years and is still a heavyweight in its genre! The good things: frankly there are to many to list if i was gonna say one it would probably be there is absolutely NO CGI in this movie! I mean movies now a days rely to much on CGI BRING IT BACK TO THE PRACTICAL EFFECTS!!!

If two movies were side by side i.e Indiana Jones and Star Wars I would immediately go with Indiana Jones why? Because Star Wars looks so dated and Indiana Jones still holds up with today's standards.

If you are a fan of great cinema you will definitely love this movie. 10/10/.