For this Disney movie, Kathleen Kennedy teams up with James Mangold with the objective to destroy the Indiana Jones legacy through brutal character assassination of Indiana Jones himself. The atempt fails, partially because so few bothered to even see this trainwreck of a movie, but mostly because the previous movies will remain forever as the beautiful and legendary masterpieces of cinema that they are. No matter how much they want to, Disney and Kathleen Kennedy can't erase them.
In this movie, Indiana Jones is portraied as a weak, poor, alcoholic, that nobody likes. He is cynical, pessimistic and tired of life. In other words, a personality diametrically oposite to the personality that has been established for this character in the original movies.
Neither is Indiana Jones the maincharacter in this movie. Instead, he is portrayed as a sidekick to Phoebe (Fleabag) Waller-Bridge, the "hero" of the movie. Disney's (very heavy handed) objective is to replace Indiana Jones (Harrisonn Ford) with Phoebe Waller-Bridge, whose character in the film is incredibly smug, annoying, uncharning, unattractive and unfunny. Nevertheless it's the completely insufferable Phoebe Waller-Bridge character that the out of touch Disney executives expects the viewers to sympathize with, even as she repeatedly tries to murder Indiana Jones. Like other female characters in recent Disney movies, PWB is also very much a Mary Sue here.
To sum this horrid production up, it consists of 2,5 hours of PWB being smug and telling everyone how attractive (!) and amazing she is, Harrison Ford telling everyone he is tired of life and want to die, stale CGI action and extremely lazy storywriting with plotholes the size of Jupiter.
Compared to this, even The Chrystal Skull comes across as a masterpiece. If you love Indiana Jones, don't waste your time with this tortured piece of junk.
In this movie, Indiana Jones is portraied as a weak, poor, alcoholic, that nobody likes. He is cynical, pessimistic and tired of life. In other words, a personality diametrically oposite to the personality that has been established for this character in the original movies.
Neither is Indiana Jones the maincharacter in this movie. Instead, he is portrayed as a sidekick to Phoebe (Fleabag) Waller-Bridge, the "hero" of the movie. Disney's (very heavy handed) objective is to replace Indiana Jones (Harrisonn Ford) with Phoebe Waller-Bridge, whose character in the film is incredibly smug, annoying, uncharning, unattractive and unfunny. Nevertheless it's the completely insufferable Phoebe Waller-Bridge character that the out of touch Disney executives expects the viewers to sympathize with, even as she repeatedly tries to murder Indiana Jones. Like other female characters in recent Disney movies, PWB is also very much a Mary Sue here.
To sum this horrid production up, it consists of 2,5 hours of PWB being smug and telling everyone how attractive (!) and amazing she is, Harrison Ford telling everyone he is tired of life and want to die, stale CGI action and extremely lazy storywriting with plotholes the size of Jupiter.
Compared to this, even The Chrystal Skull comes across as a masterpiece. If you love Indiana Jones, don't waste your time with this tortured piece of junk.
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