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Perfil falso (2023)
Insane super soapy
Insanely super soapy over the top show. It just kept going with weirdo twisted storylines. Lies, corruption, murder, sex, family hatred and so much more. It was ridiculous in the best way! Just when you thought it was over there were 6 more episodes of insanity. This chick meets a guy online who is definitely not who he says he is. Big whoop? Nobody online is. She decides to go find him. No! She decides to move into the family compound with a fake husband. Apparently nobody living has any locks on their doors. The fake husband falls in love with her but she is doing it with the fake guy. The actual wife is screwing one of the restaurant staff and he is screwing her brother to ruin his upcoming marriage. So many random things are thrown in. It is absurd and highly entertaining if you have the time to sit through this disaster. I won't give away the end. Let's just say Red Velvet is kind of nutso!
The Mick (2017)
Disturbing at the very least
I had high hopes for this show. Was looking forward to the cast and a gritty comedy. I was also drawn into the fact that this was local to my area. Sounded like the same inane plot as a lot of other stories where the parents just drop off and leave their kids with a flipping knucklehead family member. Well....it does go there. I am by no means mainstream or a prude but this is disgusting on so many levels!!!! Let's start with dosing up the teenage girl, defending yourself from a bully by exposing his genitals. It just gets worse! In the next episode the daughter is definitely all over a slightly older guy in front of the whole family and we screen out to hearing them having sex while everyone can here. The birth control talk is ridiculous. The aunt and Jimmy got turned on by the niece doing it.
I had to stop right there! Rude and beyond wrong! Maybe the show gets better. I am not willing to give it that chance.
Dark Places, Deadly Illusions (2021)
Bad or the worst?
I put this on because the reviews were so bad and the reviews that were good was because the movie was so bad. I almost shut it off right at the get go. I'm glad that I didn't because (WHOOSH) this is so flipping bad. It got real weird real fast! Super lifetime soapy trash. The acting is terrible. The characters are bizarre. It is almost boring if it didn't feel so cringe weary. These people are fruit loops. The dynamic here is screwy mainly because there isn't one. I am only halfway through and I am hoping for a whacky ending. Some kind of twist. I don't think it is going to be "it's always the nanny" kind of movies.
Sex/Life (2021)
Shoot me!
I want to pull my eyes out! So I watched the 1st season when it came out. Second season is out now but I obviously went brain dead or I flatlined and forgot what happened in the 1st one and had to rewatch it. What the actual hell just happened? From episode one I couldn't bare watching it. Total unnecessary garbage! That being said I did just rewatch the entire 1st season. I feel a little bit more stupid. This sucked the life out of my brain. The sex scenes were cringy at best (better off with porn). I thought maybe there was a reason why I had watched it before. Nope! Maybe I was drunk? Nope! This was painful. The acting, storyline, everything. I love trash tv and soapy stuff. Not this!!
So all in all a waste of my time and sorry to all who read my review. I wasted your time.
Do you want to know what I am doing now? Cliff hanger......Starting season 2.
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)
Weird and wonderful
By far one of my favorite cult movie classics. It's campy, stylish and thoroughly entertaining. The theatrics are fantastic and it is ridiculously fun.
Love (2016)
I tried
I really wanted to like this. Right from the get go I couldn't bare watching these people anymore. I couldn't connect with the characters at all. I found them more annoying than anything. Not even remotely interesting.
Toy Boy (2019)
Spanish soap opera. YES!
Within the first episode I was going to quit. I agree with a lot of the other reviews. For me the fact that it was over the top SOAP OPERA sucked me in.
Ridiculous storyline and rambling acting. To sit here and binge watch it is a lot of mumbo jumbo to take in. If you take it in as a soap opera that you set one hour a day to watch it definitely gives you a fix for that wonky drama that keeps on going.
So this guy is a stripper and goes to prison. He gets out and the solution to all of the problems can be resolved through strip? What were the other guys doing while he was in jail?
These men are broke and all have some kind of turmoil going on. How are they affording these costumes? I was thoroughly entertained! I think that we really didn't need to see the strip numbers but it added to the cheesiness of the whole thing. I read some of the reviews during episode 1 and the bad reviews are what convinced me to watch it. Like that B Movie that was a train wreck. I LOVED IT!
I will most certainly be watching season two.