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Maximum Overdrive (1986)
When the writer does blow and directs the movie
Man I loved this ridiculous movie as a kid. Wild story with a rogue comet as the main villain. Crazy ass story but some awful cocaine fueled direction from Stephen King.
Grand Isle (2019)
Did Kelsey spend all his Fraiser money??
Man this is just a god awful movie.
How much money does Cage owe the IRS?? Can we start a GoFundMe to save the world from more steaming piles of crap like this??
Point Break (2015)
Why??
This is a visually stunning piece of crap. And I've probably watched it 10 times. Teresa Palmer is the only actress/actor worth watching . Poor Patrick Swayze must have thrown up in his grave.
Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
Great concept
Hard to believe this movie flopped with James Bond and Indiana Jones in the cast. Cool concept, great cast and pretty good action movie. Paul Daño is terrible and idk how he keeps getting roles.
Jumper (2008)
Amazing cast despite Hayden
Fantastic action adventure led by a great cast, headlined by Cinephobe favorite Hayden C.
This would be such a great super power to have and I would rob the shit outta some banks.
Out for Justice (1991)
Great 90s action movie
I love this cast, love this movie, I mean c'mon the main guys name is Gino Felino!
We all know SS goes on to be a world class douche bag, but this is a great action movie.
Waiting... (2005)
Be nice to the people who make your food
This movie is hilarious. My guess is that if you don't like this movie, you've probably never worked in the food service industry. Ugh I hate this stupid one hundred fifty characters rule.
Stealth (2005)
What a waste of time, not talent
This movie sucks bro. I can't believe that I have to type out one hundred fifty characters just to say that. Dang it how many more characters do I need???? Seriously I haven't hit one hundred and fifty yet.