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Civil War (2024)
Great trailers-terrible movie
Last 15 minutes was the only part of this movie worth watching. The rest of it was like watching paint dry. Should have been titled "The life of a young, naive photographer from Missouri". Fifteen minutes of boring, dry dialog and 2 minutes of redneck, white trash killing anything that moves and then repeat over and over. One thing that was missing was the reason that Texas and California would ever agree on anything much less the armed takeover of the United States. A great way to throw away 50 million dollars for a lemon. Based on the trailers and the actual movie this is a true " Bait and Switch"
Old Dads (2023)
I've never laughed so hard in my life
Even though I am a Bill Burr fan I cringed through the first part of the movie because I am so anti-PC and Burr was creating a world of PC that I had never seen before. It was horrifying and genius at the same time.
What made the movie for me was a single line/joke toward the end. I watched the movie last night and am still laughing. When Bobby Cannavale was arguing with his wife and told her she was "cold". "I'm cold?" she comes back at him. Then he says, "Ya, you're so cold that when you spread your legs they play the East German national anthem." I lost it. Bill Burr is a superstar of comedy.
Alien Conquest (2021)
A waste of good film
This is the worst movie I have seen in years. The casting, acting and plot were horrible. The main female character spent most of the movie rattling off absurd science info. People moved miles from one scene to another instsntaniously. The only reason I watched the whole movie was that I was fooled into believing it was in theaters and I paid for it. No one has the guts to show this movie in a theater!