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Doubles (1991)
Dan Hedaya and Radar from MASH-now I can die happy!
To anyone else who has seen this thing(i refuse to label it a movie-because movies have plots) I am truly sorry. A group of men sitting in a locker room talking about nothing-thats it. Not one scene takes place outside of the damn locker room. No action, no drama, no suspense, and certainly no sign of any humor(although Gary Burghof aka Radar from MASH is a pretty funny joke.) The worst part is the cover of the movie box has a closeup of a nice big pair of breasts-leading me to believe that I would see those same big jugs at some point-but no just men sitting in a locker room. One of my top 5 worst things ever watched based purely off of the mind numbing boredom I experienced. Garbage-but I laughed at it because it was so horrible-so I guess I got some joy out of it. Yuk!
Boat Trip (2002)
Um, yeah...about this movie...??
Cuba won an Oscar at some point, right? Just making sure I was thinking of the same Oscar winning actor Cuba Gooding, Jr. And one quick note just on the off chance the director or producer or anyone involved with the film might read this(I know, I know-why would they be on IMDb?)-Don't EVER CAST HORATIO SANZ IN A MOVIE, EVER!!! With that said let it also be known that quirky, dare I say wacky, gay humor staring "straight" men is lame. How many times do we, the viewing public, have to endure the premise of straight guys acting gay, mistaken as gays, or somehow caught up in a crazy mixed-up gay caper? Boat Trip is one of a many many examples of how willing millionaires are to throw their millions at any piece of crap thrown their way. Congrats to the army of monkeys on typewriters that submitted the Boat Trip script. Garbage.(Thank you to alcohol for giving me a hangover and putting me on the couch one afternoon out of reach of the remote)