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Clerks III (2022)
Dante is Empire and Randall Is Jedi
Randal Graves:
Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
Dante Hicks:
"Empire".
Randal Graves:
Blasphemy!
Dante Hicks:
"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
Smith made Dante's life a constant stream of tragic down notes until he dies in the final down note.
Randall is an anthropomorphic muppet bringing levity in-between the down notes.
Pretty depressing movie even with the comedy not really what I expected or enjoyed for the final clerks movie. Randall is left alone with Elias for the rest of his life makes Godfather 3 look like a better ending.
The Founder (2016)
Well make good cast redundant story
So a middle class, country club member, old white man becomes a multi-millionaire old white man by screwing over a bunch of people including his first wife who supportive of him when he wasn't a multi-millionaire. "ONLY IN AMERICA!"
Licorice Pizza (2021)
Redundant
Redundant "coming of age story" at least for one of the characters. A story of how I'm gonna end up on the S. O. list for the other. The only thing I found good was Tom Waits. Really don't see how this is oscar worthy exempt PT Anderson is a known director.
The Afterparty (2022)
Season 2
I thought they were pretty interesting show the cast was funny I'm hoping they do and anthology like American horror story and bring most of the people back only in different parts.
Year of the Rabbit (2019)
Sally Phillips
Sally Phillips is highlarious in this she is my favorite she blows Matt Berry out of the water which is very difficult, she is myy favorite. Wish i knew more good stuff she is in.
Due Date (2010)
10*
If i cud i wud make this movie 100* i love it so much
The Boys (2019)
Luke warm adaptation
I found myself falling asleep watching this it was so boring and weak, not nearly as good as the comic even tho it pretty much follows the comic storyline, mostly. Still bummed wee Hughie isnt scottish.
The Twilight Zone (2019)
Its no Black Mirror
Its no Black Mirror, have good comedian actors doesn't make up for boring writing.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)
Worst movie ever
So crappy, the original had more CGI than this pos.
Movie 43 (2013)
Get a sense of humor
Idk why ppl hate this movie so much i thot it was hilarious. I mean Stephen Merchant w a penis tattooed on is cheek and Chris Pratt getting hit by a car and $#!tting all over the windshield almost made me $#!t myself laughing. 10/10 to off set comedy snobs. Apparently the Kentucky Fried Movie & 99% of National Lampoon's Magazine isn't funny at all if this is a 1*
Ash vs Evil Dead (2015)
Starz has its head up its @$$
I can't believe they actually cancelled this show, of course they cancel 99% of their series within 1 or a few seasons whether its good or not. BOO STARZ BOOOOO!