caidenw-37050 Reviews

Infinity Train (2016 TV Short)

Beautiful in Every Way

[10/10 · 10 December 2016]

This is a pilot that NEEDS to be turned into a show! It's beautiful in just about every way you look at it! The humor is terrific and will make you genuinely laugh, and chances are, you'll do it out loud! There's terrific mystery to this pilot! The animation is EXCELLENT! You just can't dislike this animated pilot!

It's got terrific, renowned voice actors, hilarious moments, BEAUTIFUL, genuine human personality, and greatly relatable characters! There's originality to this show, and it's charismatic right from the beginning! The characters are likable, and the plot itself is as well! It NEEDS to be turned into a show! There's actually a few petitions for it to be turned into a show on Change.org! Check them out!

Pig Goat Banana Cricket (2015–2017)

Puke, Poop, and Incoherence

[3/10 · 10 December 2016]

There's spoilers in this review, but who cares?! On the bright side, there's a plot...That's it. That's the only bright side. Now, for the bad stuff.

The show looks like someone just took a radioactive dump from space! Everything looks like it came out of a garbage can filled with poop! What I'm trying to say is a majority of the animation in this cartoon literally looks like poop...That and puke.

All the show is other than its' plot is puke and poop...Well, there's also a few other things. I swear the creators of this show just spun a wheel to come up with this show!

In the episode I should've never watched, the characters were parodies of characters from Marvel. The banana was a parody of Eddie Brock, the character who's the human that's primarily possessed by Venom...Yep...The other 3 titular characters are parodies of The Fantastic 4...

There's apparently a radioactive meatball meteor headed towards town in the episode...It literally looks like a huge ball of turd...Then, the villains in the episode are a male character named Lipstick Horse...and a donut...that can travel through time...Don't watch this show...Just don't...

Adventure Time (2010–2018)

Philosophical, Emotional, Nostalgic, Original!

[10/10 · 10 December 2016]

This is a terrific show! It has originality! It has weirdness, yet it's done right! It has likable characters! It gives you a feeling of so much nostalgia yet will put you into deep thought as well! The music is beautiful! The stories are incredible! It's, in my opinion, a classic among cartoons!

I hope it ends soon, however, due to going on for so long. It's definitely a show worth watching, though!

It's filled with so much adventure, much philosophy, and will force you into deep thought! Just when you think you know what's going to happen, you discover you've guessed wrong!

The 1st episode has a stupid joke, but other than that, it's a terrific series! It has beautiful character development and will definitely make you feel something all while making you ponder..everything! It's definitely a much watch, starting from episode 1!

Sym-Bionic Titan (2010–2011)

Gorgeous! Deep Story! Action-Packed! Terrifically Original!

[10/10 · 10 December 2016]

This show is just so amazing! It has brilliant action! It has brilliant, deep, episodes that will really make you think, forcing you into deep thought! The characters are likable! The show has great humor! It has TERRIFIC voice acting! Its' very concept is ingeniously original! You just end up wanting more and more of this show!

Sadly, it was canceled after the 1st season due to Cartoon Network not being able to make a deal to make a toy line...to attract viewers...a toy line...something the show didn't need...

The sheer brilliance of this show is enough to light up a room! Kids will like it! Pre-teens will like it! Even teens and people in their 20's will like it! It'd take someone like Genndy Tartakovsky or Rebecca Sugar to make a show like this!

I'd still definitely suggest watching the 1st season and just soaking up the sheer originality and brilliance that this show is made out of! Watch it! You won't regret it!

The Problem Solverz (2011–2013)

Ahhh!!! My eyes!!!

[3/10 · 10 December 2016]

This show at least has good plots, but my gosh! The animation will give you a freaking seizure! This show is LSD on an LCD TV! The movement of everything is awful! Everything is ugly in this show!

One of the main characters is supposed to be a giant anteater...That looks NOTHING like a giant anteater!!!

This is one of the many cartoons of the decade of 2010 that look like they're on LSD. Don't watch this show if you don't want your brain to turn into a rainbow-colored puddle of LSD. It actually feels like out of all the LSD-induced cartoons of this decade, this one is the worst. Watch one of the great cartoons of the decade instead of this show!

Milo Murphy's Law (2016–2019)

Great Show; Might Get Old Quick

[6/10 · 10 December 2016]

This show feels like a great show. The show has great characters, great voice actors, and likable, for the most part, characters. It's also great to see one of Dan & Swampy's cartoons set during the school year as opposed to being set completely during the Summer.

The characters in this show aren't positive to the point where they make you want to puke like in this last show nor to where they seem like the lack awareness, which was a big problem with Phineas & Ferb.

There's still that Dan & Swampy humor in this show. Hopefully, it's changed up a bit, so it doesn't become stale nor bland like it did in Phineas & Ferb. Don't get me wrong; Phineas & Ferb was great; it just went on too long.

I'd suggest checking this show out!

Dragon Ball Super (2015–2018)

Terrific, Though not Without Its' Problems

[7/10 · 10 December 2016]

This anime show is great! However, it DOES have a few problems here and there. Yes, there's plot holes from time to time, but virtually every show has those. The 1st 5 Japanese episodes have some ugly animation errors at a few times. The episodes themselves aren't terrible; it's just those moments, though they DO hurt the episodes. The animation was fixed excluding 1 time after those 5 episodes, and even then, the error wasn't quite as bad.

The action and intensity of this show are terrific! The stories are excellent, and the transformations are great, though I'm kind of sick of transformations now as far as Saiyans go. There's at least 1 retcon that I really don't like. There's also a few moments in a few episodes during the Future Trunks arc where they pull stuff out of their butt. Luckily, those episodes have some of the best, most bad*** action.

The show isn't as good as the original nor Z, but I'd definitely suggest checking it out. However, be warned. The voices of the Japanese dub are VERY different than..pretty much every other dub to say the least.

The Powerpuff Girls (2016–2023)

Not as Bad as People are Saying

[6/10 · 10 December 2016]

It's not as bad as everyone is saying. It's not as good as the original, but that doesn't mean it's a bad show. There's 2 episodes where the main characters are twerking, which I'd suggest skipping. However, other than that, it's not a bad show. Many people are being overcritical of it, not coming up with their own opinion, falling to herd mentality instead, and/or are listening too much to nostalgia when voicing their opinion or "their" opinion.

I feel like a reboot being better than the original is only one of the jobs of a reboot, the others being bringing a terrific show or movie from the past, renewing it for a new generation and telling a slightly different tale (key word: slight). I'd suggest giving the show a try, and I'd suggest for everyone to give the show a chance.

Mega Babies (1999–2000)

Terrible Plots; Nasty Scenes

[3/10 · 10 December 2016]

This show's plots...They're mindless...That's still not the worst part...It's the grotesque puke that's animated that'll make you want to puke your guts out, and you're not afraid to either as anyone in the room that merely glances at the screen with this show on will already begin to puke!

There's so much puke in this show that it'll make a kid with any kind of stomach ache, no matter how bad, feel better just after 1 episode! It's filled with snot bubbles, inhumanly sickly skin tones, boogers being slowly wiped on you straight from the babies themselves, and poop being smeared on the screen!

If you have a stomach ache and want to feel better, watch this show. Then, quickly turn it off so it doesn't return. If you're not sick, then don't watch this show. This show isn't entertainment. It's grotesque bodily fluids that come out of who WANTS to know where! It's gross, mindless, and by no means good entertainment. Skip it.

The Brothers Grunt (1994–1995)

Get a vaccine and Skip This Show

[2/10 · 10 December 2016]

Just don't watch this...at all! It's nasty, and there's no plot...I THINK there's not plot? The series' plot is the show's main characters...are looking for their brother Perry...using mindless, grotesque noises while saying "Perry" every so often...All the while, if you watch this, besides wondering what the point of the existence of such a pointless cartoon is, your eyes will be watering while breaking out in hives from whatever diseases these disturbingly ugly undead abominations possess.

If you want to watch a good cartoon, watch The Simpsons or watch a Transformers movie for goodness sake! God knows 30 minutes of this is MUCH worse than nearly 3 hours of mindless action and explosions from Transformers 4.

Dragonball Evolution (2009)

An Insult to Itself and the Show and Manga

[2/10 · 10 December 2016]

Ow* Ow* Ow* Sorry, I was hitting my head on my desk. This movie is terrible! It's not just nothing like the show nor manga, not to mention getting all the characters completely wrong; it has insultingly bad CGI. I know I keep using this word, but it really is insultingly bad!

I know I might get some hate for this, but for some reason, some of the characters in this movie are Asian. In the manga and anime, there actually isn't a confirmed continent known as Asia on their version of Earth. Therefore, none of the characters are actually Asian. There's not much difference in skin tone excluding the white ethnicity and black ethnicity, and no, that's not racist. It wouldn't have hurt to make their skin color not look so close to the actual color black, but it's not racist. Mr. Popo isn't even human!

Now, back on topic, the acting is...pretty bad. There's awkward pauses at a lot of points, and Goku, for some reason, seems like a Hollywood heartthrob not to mention being in high school for some reason despite never going to grade school in the anime nor manga.

Some of the characters are white while some of them are Asian...which again makes so little since. Even worse, ki blasts and energy attacks look a lot more like air bending from The Last Air Bender movie. The CGI is the equivalent of that turd everyone leaves in the toilet each morning.

Akira Toriyama reportedly tried to put a lot more of his input into the movie, but he was shut out by the studio producers and/or executives.

Master Roshi...I'm sorry. "Master Roshi" looks much younger in this movie.

There's nothing redeeming about this movie!

Fred: The Show (2012–2023)

Ow!! My ears!!!

[2/10 · 10 December 2016]

My gosh! This show will make you want to rip your ears off! It was a bad idea from that beginning! I don't know what made Nickelodeon think this was a good idea, but whatever caused them to decide this would be a good show must have come from the depths of Hell!

This show's idea of humor is just...Gah! It's not funny! This show has virtually no intelligence at all! It's still not as bad as Tim & Eric's Awesome Show!, but you'd have to genuinely TRY to make a show worse than that! Your ears will be bleeding from minute 1! Don't let your kids watch this show! Don't watch it yourself! If you want your kids to have good cultural taste, start early by just skipping this show!

Gravity Falls (2012–2016)

Terrific, Nostalgic, Original, and Will Become Excellent Childhood Memory

[10/10 · 10 December 2016]

Let me just start by saying this show is definitely a must-watch! Watch it from the very beginning! Look for all the clues, the thousands of clues! Enjoy the mystery! Try to solve all the mysteries! Try to come up with theories!

See what the creator of the show is like! Capture the clues at the end of each episode! Have your suspicions, listen to parts backwards, decode the pictures that flash at the end of each episode, and watch videos that decode, analyze, and deconstruct episodes and all the clues and codes by YouTubers like Vailskibum online!

Now, onto what makes this show so great! All the characters of this show are just so likable! Even the villains/antagonists are likable!

The animation quality is excellent, the humor is incredible, very original, unique, charismatic, and very witty, and the writing is ingenious! There's so much mystery in this show, along with so much heart, charisma, and rule defiance, though not in a bad way.

There's not 1 episode that I'd deem bad. Every episode is terrific and extremely compelling in my opinion! Tons of situations are relatable, there's humor that even adults will enjoy, and there's even some intense moments, though they're not too intense.

You must check this show out!

Ben 10: Race Against Time (2007 TV Movie)

Overall, Bad; Very Bad

[3/10 · 10 December 2016]

There's upsides and downsides to this movie. The downsides, to get them out of the way, are Max Tennyson looks nothing like his animated counterpart, looking much more like a slimmer version of Larry the Cable Guy ( no offense) with him also sounding nothing at all like his animated counterpart. There's this one point in the movie that will at least make your kid(s) jump due to the animatronic appearance and sudden appearance not to mention timing that feels completely intentional. There's also moments that seem unrealistic such as certain moves. The final downside is there's a character introduced that was never in the show nor even mentioned!

Now onto the good things. The special effects are actually terrific for a live action TV movie created by a kids' network at the time. The acting is pretty good, and the characters are at least not unlikable. The writing for the most part is good.

That's pretty much it. Overall, I'd greatly suggest skipping it.

Elf (2003)

Great, Funny Movie You'll Watch Time and Time Again

[7/10 · 10 December 2016]

This is a hilarious movie where Will Ferrel will crack you up! In this movie, he acts like a naive,little kid, and it's hilarious! It's a terrific movie to get introduced to Will Ferrel.

There's moments in the movie that you'll be able to relate to so well, regardless of your age, not to mention moments that are just plain funny! The writing is good, the acting is good, and characters are decently relatable. The characters are well-defined, and you get the feeling that the actors had a fun time during the making of this movie!

Overall, you'll greatly enjoy this movie time and time again with it becoming a great part of your childhood if you're a kid, or if you're an adult, a great time spent with friends and family or just a fun time laughing at the great humor in this film!

Ben 10 (2005–2008)

Fun, Different, and Incredibly Enjoyable for Kids and Pre-Teens

[7/10 · 10 December 2016]

If you have a kid(s), especially a boy(s), then chances are, they'll love this show! It's got action, cool powers, nostalgic/cool music, cool plots, relatable characters, silliness at times kids will be able to relate to, cool characters with cool powers, and cool/great villains!

This might just become your kid(s)' favorite show! The animation is terrific! The plots feel immersive! It'll inspire your kids to start dreaming of what they want to be!

There's great humor at times that's well-timed, and there's at least 1 superhero your kid(s) will love! Your kid(s) won't get tired of this show! If you have a son(s) between the ages of 4 and 11, then this show will be great for your son(s)!

Ben 10: Alien Swarm (2009 TV Movie)

Actors Appear Too Old for Their Roles; Okay Acting; Too Different From the Series

[3/10 · 10 December 2016]

Let me start by saying 1st off that the actors in this movie are way too old for their roles. They're supposed to be between the ages of 15 and 17 when they look like they're in their early to mid 20's. The acting isn't too bad. It's not great or even good, but it's okay.

When it comes to it being related to the show, it's too different. It's not Dragon Ball Evolution bad, but it's pretty bad. A character is introduced in this movie that was never in the show at all that's supposed to be Ben's "long-lost girlfriend" or something. The way the villain is defeated is...disturbing. It would've been much better if the villain was defeated almost..any other way. Okay, it's not that bad, but it's still pretty disturbing.

The movie's 2 main characters give you that vibe that Dragon Ball Evolution gave you with Goku or should I say "Goku" and his girlfriend, which will have you thinking "Just make out already!"

It introduces a new alien solely for ratings, which is unnecessary, though not completely bad. The CGI is sub-par even for the time, though it's actually really good for a TV movie on a kids' network.

Coraline (2009)

Beautifully Original, Though a Little Dark for a PG-Rated Movie

[10/10 · 8 December 2016]

This movie is a perfect example of Laika's originality, uniqueness, slightly unsettling mind. The movie is beautifully made, the acting is gorgeous, but most of all, the story is incredibly original and unorthodox for an animated movie! It has beautiful and innovative storytelling, a relatable main character, depth, and it feels like you're visiting another world: a dream inside another dimension! The movie has so much originality, and it's not afraid to be itself!

I'd greatly consider it a classic in animation history, a movie you'll want to keep forever, eventually showing your kids and then your grandkids!

It's a movie that shows family films can still be enjoyed by everyone! Kids will enjoy it, adults will enjoy it, teens will, and chances are, even seniors will enjoy watching it!

Journey into Tim Burton's mind with this movie and yet, the mind of its creators and Laika at the same time as well!

Forrest Gump (1994)

One of the Most Well-Written, Well-Directed, Well-Produced, Well-Acted Movies of All Time

[10/10 · 8 December 2016]

This is definitely one of the best movies I've ever seen of all time! It's a classic and for good reason! It has terrific writing, astounding acting, incredible directing, great humor, powerful, genuine acting, a great script, great casting, and more!

It's an example of a movie that you'll love for decades after you see it! The morals it has are great! It has a unique form of storytelling, relatable characters, powerful, emotional depth, a terrific message, and it's filled with the sheer beauty of the human heart!

It's about a man, Forrest Gump, growing up with a mental disability among another problem I won't mention. He goes through life, facing his challenges, showing that he can accomplish so much even with the disabilities he has, but that's not even the best part of the movie!

He eventually meets a good friend, someone he loves, and they both run away from their problems in life. However, once they face them, everything becomes crystal clear, and they find what they were looking for all along!

This is one of those movies you have to watch at least at some point in your life, regardless of if you like live-action movies or not.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (2007–2017)

These People are Hacks; Pure IDIOTIC, IMMATURE GARBAGE

[1/10 · 7 December 2016]

OH MY GOSH! If you think you've seen it all, you haven't! This show and its creators have gotten WAY too much appraisal, appraisal they don't deserve AT ALL! This show is nothing but incoherent stupidity that's insulting to the maturity level of a 6 year old! On top of that, it's on Adult Swim!

This show doesn't have any deep nor hidden meaning to it; It's not some sort of expressive piece of art; it's garbage! It's a big, steaming pile of turd with an I.Q. of -5!

This show is so stupid that it'll give you a stinking hemorrhage! If you watch it, you'll be ashamed of its very existence! I felt like I defecated my pants at the sight of this, somehow, despite this defying biology, losing 10 I.Q. points a a result! Don't watch this show! The creators already have gotten WAY more appraisal than they deserve!

12 oz. Mouse (2005–2020)

Unbelievably LAZY

[1/10 · 7 December 2016]

.....I don't even know where to begin...Let me try here: THIS SHOW IS SHOCKINGLY LAZY WITH A CAPITAL L! The quality of the design truly looks like it was done by a 4 year old if even that! If that wasn't bad enough, the animation is so stiff and choppy that virtually anyone in the world could've done it!

The writing is filled with...nothingness! The writing is sheer nothingness!!! It lacks in everything! There's things in it that..I THINK are supposed to be jokes? I'm not sure.

You'd think this show was a made as a joke, but it wasn't! It was a legitimate show made as legitimate content! There's nothing redeeming about this show! I swear this show was made by 2 people: 2 drunk interns on their 1st day with no experience or talent in animation nor writing at all other than grade school!

Steven Universe (2013–2019)

One of The Best, Most Original Cartoons to Come into Existence

[10/10 · 7 December 2016]

This show has everything! It has character development, originality, terrific music, terrific writing, easter eggs, action, adventure, science fiction, fantasy, terrific art, all stuffed to the brim with originality, charm, self-awareness, innovation, and charisma! This show is a BEAUTIFUL piece of work!

Season 1 isn't the best season. In fact, it's probably the worst; but even THEN, it's still good! Since the season 1 finale, everything just skyrocketed with excellence! The music is SOARING with originality! The show is just EXPLODING with character, EXPLODING with emotion! There's not even 1 character that I found unlikable in this show! I haven't found a single thing I don't like about this show!

The music is just FILLED with SO much emotion, originality, and charisma! The show's concept and storytelling are FLOODED with originality and talent! It's FILLED to the brim with innovation, talent, self-awareness, charisma, charm, talent, and originality!

Instead of feeling like you're watching a simple cartoon, you feel like you're watching a high-quality original movie SCREAMING with pure emotion, SCREAMING with originality, that was released in theaters!

In conclusion, the sheer beauty of this show is enough to melt you away! This is the kind of stuff Cartoon Network and others NEED!

Teen Titans Go! (2013– )

PAINFULLY Immature, INCREDIBLY Stupid, SUPER Lazy, 100% Garbage

[2/10 · 7 December 2016]

There's SO many things wrong with this show! The sheer STUPIDITY and laziness in the writing, the sheer STUPIDITY and above and beyond immaturity in this show is enough to lower a 3-year old's I.Q. by 10 points per episode! DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS WATCH THIS!!! IT'S SHEER GARBAGE THAT WILL ROT THEIR MINDS!!! I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN FOUND THIS FUNNY AT THE AGE OF 7!!!

All the greatness of the original Teen Titans show is gone! There's not a single drop of greatness from the original Teen Titans series, nor ANY series for that matter, in this show! It's nothing but idiotic, incredibly immature, LAZY poop jokes, bullying with the skill level of a 5 year old, character ruining, incoherent stories, mind-numbing stupidity! If you want your kids to be smart, creative, imaginative, and/or grow up to be behaved, mature adults, don't let them watch this show. It'll enforce terrible taste into their minds!

This show is 1 of the 2 sort of reasons why you should know what kind of show your kids are watching! Don't just read the summary, which is just marketing a lot of times. Watch the actual show to get an idea!

Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2012–2019)

One of the Best Cartoons of the 2010 Decade to Date

[8/10 · 7 December 2016]

This is a TERRIFIC show! You quickly get an idea of what the characters are like after watching only a few episodes, which is great! Daron Nefcy did a GREAT job creating the show, conceiving it, and more! The story for some episodes are a little bland, but the big episodes are far from being bland!

All the characters are likable except for 2 which aren't on the show very much at all. Even THEN, they're not too unlikable. Plus, some people seem to like them.

Season 1 started revealing some incredible things about Star's home world, and Season 2 is filled with even MORE amazing and incredible, HUGE secrets! Season 2 is where everything gets big!

It's not just the writing, animation, concept, and characters that are great. The music is terrific as well, not to mention perfect music is placed at the PERFECT times during the show! You really feel like you have an idea of what the characters are going through and feel like you can really relate to them due to the writing, the music, and the acting together! It's not quite as good as Steven Universe, but I'd definitely suggest checking it out!

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

Not as Bad as Most People are Saying

[5/10 · 7 December 2016]

The movie wasn't perfect, but it's not nearly as bad as everyone is saying. Most critics were likely bribed to write bad reviews and give it bad ratings, likely by the media. As for the every day person, they're simply saying it's bad because other people and the media are saying it's bad. They're just following herd mentality.

Anyways, like I said, it isn't perfect, but it's not bad. The graphics were terrific, and Ben Affleck greatly portrayed Batman but portrayed Bruce Wayne a little poorly at times, though that's likely more the director's fault. There were some plot holes, but they weren't huge. Most movies have plot holes anyways. Henry Cavill did a terrific job portraying Superman and Clark Kent. Gal Gadot did a good job playing Wonder Woman. It wasn't the perfect performance, but it was definitely good.

The writing for Superman/Clark Kent could've been better. The writing for Batman was worse, but it still wasn't awful. It didn't make much sense at all how Lex Luthor somehow knew Darkseid was coming, and Jesse Eisenberg wasn't right for the role at all. He's a pretty good actor, but he doesn't fit the role of Lex Luthor whatsoever.

It would've been much better if they didn't introduce Doomsday in this movie as he could've been fought in a different movie surrounded around him.

All in all, I'd suggest giving the movie a chance and check it out.