calocamilla Reviews

Echoes (2022)

Perfect show to clean your house

[5/10 · 21 August 2022]

It's bad but watchable while doing other stuff, like cleaning your house or other boring chores.

It's like those weird movies for TV they used to make in the 2000s. It's a pity, the idea is nice, actors are decent ( Karen Robinson Is excellent) but the dialogues and the plot simply dont work.

Do Better, Netflix!

The Woman in the House (2022)

Ridiculous

[1/10 · 28 January 2022]

Ridiculous. I can't understand how Kristen Bell could have agreed to do such a series. It's one of the worst shows I've ever seen.

Nonsense things in no particular order: (spoiler!!!)

• daughter left alone in a room with a cannibal serial killer by the her FATHER.

• very long nonsense sex scene.

• very long scene of a violent fight with a little girl.

I don't know, maybe it was supposed to be funny but it's really just ridiculous.

You Should Have Left (2020)

I stayed for Kevin Bacon

[6/10 · 13 December 2020]

So, I would watch anything with Kevin Bacon in it and I would enjoy it. Having said that, the movie is OK, a bit boring and confusing but Bacon makes everything better.

The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)

It starts great, it ends poorly

[6/10 · 12 October 2020]

First 5 episodes are a 9/10: engaging, scary and well played. Then it goes south and it is almost comical. Such a pity.

Like a Boss (2020)

Good actors don't save bad movies

[4/10 · 3 September 2020]

Perfect example of a bad movie despite a bunch of good actors. I felt bad for them. The movie is boring and full of stereotypes.

Desperados (2020)

Why do they still make this kind of movie?

[4/10 · 7 July 2020]

It seems a 2000's movie on a budget. I've never laughed once while watching it and I felt bad for the actors. I didn't stop because the cast is good and I wanted for the movie to get better. The whole crazyness about the kid and the protagonist was gross and inappropriate.

The Lodge (2019)

Don't trust 1 star reviews

[8/10 · 7 June 2020]

This movie is very good. Not an horror movie, not a thriller, something else. Well filmed, well acted. It's good to see movies try something new.

Upload (2020– )

Funny and well acted

[7/10 · 2 May 2020]

Thumbs up for this Amazon show! The series is funny but not silly. It has the right dose of science fiction, romance and intrigue. Really difficult to find this balance in today's series. Hoping for a new season soon.

Lost in Space (2018–2021)

I stayed for the robot

[6/10 · 28 December 2019]

You have to take it for what it is. Not great, family annoying and plotholes everywhere. But still entartaining. And they have an awesome Robot. Second season is worse but they have more robots so that's ok.

Marriage Story (2019)

A Masterpiece

[10/10 · 6 December 2019]

One of the best movie I have ever seen. This is what ART is. This is what real life is. Outstanding performances from both Adam Drive and Scarlet Johansson.

Before I Wake (2016)

I was a about to fall asleep

[4/10 · 30 November 2019]

If an horror movie makes you sleep, it means it is very bad. Despite a good idea, the movie is incredibly boring and it ends with many unanswered questions. -Why nobody cares about the disappearing husband? -Why do they take the child away? Because of the pills given by a doctor? They sedate him the very next day. -Who leaves a child facility unlock?

The Sinner (2017–2021)

Season one was good, season two is GREAT

[8/10 · 29 November 2019]

Probably the Sinner is one of the few shows that gets better season after season. I couldnt stop watching it.

Midsommar (2019)

Don't waste your time

[1/10 · 16 November 2019]

Meaningless movie: grotesque and unintentionally comic. The movie is totally lacking in substance and the actors were appaling. Don't be fooled by the first 30 minutes that are acceptable. That storyline is gone for good and then it starts a different (terrible) movie. It is a pity because Ari Aster did a very good job with Hereditary.

Modern Love (2019–2021)

Great!

[8/10 · 31 October 2019]

Modern love is an excellent product. Anne Hathaway and Jane Alexander are truly remarkable. Episodes 5 and 6 are a bit weaker but still very entartaining. Watch it.

Flatliners (2017)

Painful to watch

[1/10 · 4 October 2019]

So bad. So so bad. Briefly: horny guys after killing each other for scientific purposes go to a party. The end.

Kiss Me First (2018)

A missed opportunity

[6/10 · 22 September 2019]

The first two episodes are really well done. Then, unfortunately,it becomes unnecessarily confusing. Still worth watching.

The I-Land (2019)

Oh boy! This is bad. Very bad.

[1/10 · 13 September 2019]

Is this a joke? A bunch of people wakes up in a desert island without knowing who they are, where they are and how they can survive. Nobody freaks out. Instead they sunbathe, they take a swim and flirt a little. This is episode 1. I couldn't watch more. Dear Mr Netflix stop producing this garbage. Please.

Dark/Web (2019)

Why such a low rating?

[7/10 · 24 August 2019]

Very similar to Black mirror? Yes. Low budget? Yes. But still very enjoyable. I liked it!