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Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Everything a Star Wars movie should be.. and that's the problem
I went in wanting to love this movie- I grew up with Star Wars and had the rather unpopular opinion that the last Jedi were good! I enjoyed the risks it took and changes it made, rather than repeating something from the original trilogy. When I started watching The Rise Of Skywalker, I was enjoying it! There were moments I found it predictable but thought "it should be fine, right?" Wrong. The movie soon fell into the most predictable rhythm, every moment you could see ages in advance. It was more than anything a rehash of the return of the Jedi in the worst way possible. The 3 star rating is due to the few moments I actually enjoyed the movie, but overall it was played way too safe and was so incredibly predictable.
The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008)
Terrible to the point that its just so good
I love a good teen drama, like most 15 year old girls, but i also have a love of bad teen dramas. This show is awfully written, acted (for the most part) and extremely stereotypical, something i could not be more grateful for. I have watched a small amount but everything about it, especially the way it just tells you everything rather than show you, makes it the easiest show to watch. This show reminds me of pizza because it is a comfort show that you will hate yourself for watching, but you just can't say no to it. Even those actors who have proved themselves since this show can't do anything with the terribly written scripts. So good and so awful at the same time. Would definitely recommend for people who just want an easy watch that they don't need to pay any attention to.
Foodfight! (2012)
Don't ever go near this film it is poison
Shall we address the animation? Jesus Christ IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE ANIMATED IT WITH THE GRIM UNDER THEIR FINGERNAILS. THE COLOUR PALET IS A MIX OF VOMIT AND THE MOVEMENTS OF THE CHARACTERS ARE SEIZURE INDUCING. Now let's talk about the beauty that is the story. Actually i cant even think about it anymore i just want to forget it. Just stay for the fight scene because the animation is so bad it is incredible
A Car's Life: Sparky's Big Adventure (2006)
Please destroy every copy of this film
I was honestly planning on making a sarcastic review but its not even good enough for that. It physically hurt to sit through this mess of a movie. The animation looks like a 4 year old has found a computer from a dumpster and decided to make a movie. WAS THERE EVEN A PLOT THOUGH. The best part of this movie was when they were beating Speedy and killing her i thoroughly enjoyed that scene. Speedy's voice actor made me suicidal. I hope this company crashes and burns. I regret wasting 40 minutes of my life on this movie.
Fred: The Movie (2010)
Incredible. with just 1 complaint
A thought provoking film that tells a beautiful story about mental illnesses. Animal cruelty, hallucinations, stalking, abusive households, racism, homophobia, bullying are all tackled in this visually striking film. Lucas Cruikshank shines in this thriller, playing the mentally disturbed character of Fred. Throughout the film we see his struggles with his illness and his abusive father, played by the one and only John Cena. It is my belief that this film should have been nominated and won all of the major categories in the Oscars. The only reason i gave it nine, is because my favourite character, Derf, who comes and puts Fred's life in perspective, was sadly absent from the majority of the film. Would recommend to all audiences. Gammit its a fantastic movie