noinspiration46736 Reviews

Buffalo '66 (1998)

Very cool

[8/10 · 2 June 2022]

Almost as good as Morbius. It will never be morbius, no one says its morbin time, its just about some dude who likes baseball or some shoite. It's morbin time!

Mirror (1975)

Pretty but forgettable

[7/10 · 22 May 2022]

Imagery is interesting, dialogue is very poetic but empty. Forgot I watched it after a few hours. I guess anyhting but surface level commentary on human relations was prohibited in the Soviet era.

Cuck (2019)

Fearless art

[2 September 2020]

This is the only movie I refuse to call a film, it's visual poetry. Finally a new breakthrough in this stale 100-year old art medium has been made. Basically watch this if you thought Joker was uninspired and unoriginal populistic garbage.

Dead Mouse with Ants (2002)

A life-changing experience

[10/10 · 29 January 2019]

Currently I'm at loss for words because I've just had a revelation. Watching a dead mouse get eaten by a bunch of ants made me realize the fragility of existence and now, 10 years later, I'm bald.

Hollywood Cop (1987)

Mostly boring

[4/10 · 31 December 2018]

I expected a movie as funny as Samurai Cop, but this one just isn't that good. Most of the time it's just boring, like watching people walk or talk. There are undoubtedly some funny moments but these are rare compared to Samurai Cop. I was hoping to see something funnier. If you have the patience to sit through 90% of it bored just to laugh at some points, then I would recommend it.