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Forrest Gump (1994)
Just Plain Old Awful
Terrible movie, but I tell you what I did learn something significant from this movie. I learned to be closer with my Lord in time of need. When trying to find ways to speed this movie up or hoping this awful movie would end, I came to my last option. I prayed and prayed and prayed that this movie would end, and what do you know!!?? My God came through for me and ended this move. Thank the Lord!! Because this movie was terrible and should have ended way before this! Way too long, no one has this type of time to sit down and watch movies this long.
Jenny was a terrible person, she reminded me of the chick from Casino, just trash and no intentions what so ever to be a good person. She was a villain and she never deserved Forest. By the way, who in the world names their kid Forest!? I know some pretty messed up hillbilly kids, and even their names aren't Forest!
Just an awful acting job by Tom Hanks. I expected better from a nice gentleman like Tom but he just didn't have his A game for this flick. He must have been going through a tough time and struggles to make this movie. Maybe because it was so long it probably took him 11 years to film!! Quite frankly, Forest was pretty annoying. I cant figure out if Tom was annoying or Forest was annoying. Regardless, awful acting job!
No way he ran that fast, lets get that across. NO WAY. You don't just go from having bootleg robot legs to being the fastest person around. Never would happen, grow up.
Who wrote this awful piece of garbage!? Its like a pop song in a 6 hour movie! Who wrote this, Lance Bass!?!?
My recommendation is grow up and do not watch this movie. I wasted too much time trying to watch this pile of trash. I would rather fold laundry for 4 hours!!
Summer Catch (2001)
One of America's True Great Films
Summer Catch goes down as one of the greatest movies in American History. I think we can all agree on that one. This is a story of hard work, determination, love, and a dream come true in one. This young pitcher has all the tools to become one of the best players in MLB history and we all want him to succeed. What a great family this kid comes from, I am truly jealous.
Big fan of his best friend, the catcher. AKA the guy that played shaggy in Scooby Doo. What a legend. Guy has all the right tools to be BFF material. He truly is a great friend to have. \
Jessica Biel though...... WOW. WOW. WOW. I was really rooting for her and Freddie to make this work on and off the screen. This movie was so good I never wanted it to end! EVER! I wanted to continue this magical love story outside of the big screen and watch these two romantically carry on their Summer Catch for the rest of their lives.
The acting in this movie was top notch, one of the best acting displays I have seen in my life. From the coach all the way down to Freddie's father, great acting. TrashCan Reviews recommends this to all, but I do recommend you buying it and not renting it. If you rent it, you wont ever want to give it back, its THAT GOOD!
Titanic (1997)
Life Sucks. Move On
In all fairness this movie had no potential to be good from the beginning. Everyone knows the story of Titanic and nobody really cared that much. Guy meets girl. Guy falls in love. Ship crashes. They die. The end. Great, I could have done a 30 second skit of this movie on Facebook for Christ Sake. Why is this movie so popular, please someone explain to me? If you want to see true love destroyed right in front of your eyes, I can help you find that. Just hit up a 4am bar and watch the Titanics sink right in front of your eyes!
I feel bad for Leo as this flick really destroys his legacy. He is a much better actor than he shows in this flick. He has no one to blame but his agent, why would his agent set him up to play in this TrashCan of a movie!? Leo you are better than this, if I was your agent I would never have set this up for you. I am sorry on behalf of your agent.
Timeout.... Did these two just meet on the ship for the first time!? They fell in love on this ship after a short amount of time. Stop it. I thought these two knew each other since they were like 3 or something. I had this movie rated a 4, but once I confirmed this major detail it was very easy for me to bump down to a 2. Again, Leo you are better than this!!
Don't waste your time on this one. Next!
Game of Thrones (2011)
The Little Guy is Great
The little guy makes the show. The dude is an absolute savage and he deserves his own spin off. Remember I wrote this when my little homie gets his own spin off titled "When The Little Guy Becomes The Big Guy" Seriously, I really enjoy his character and not only is he one heck of a drinker but he really knows how to get the job done. His brother who would be arrested if this took place in the United States would be arrested because he was sleeping with his sister is pretty chill too. Hes a good person, he just made some mistakes along the way. I mean lets be real in the first 2-3 seasons his sister was pretty hot. Before she shaved her hair, but even with the buzz cut shes still a solid 7 like this review! Now the sister she doesn't have great luck with kids, her oldest - my god. And the youngest, he took a dive from the top of the tower. Great scene and was a very exciting moment for the show. Great job from the producers.
Lets hop over to the main star here, Jon Snow. What a legend he was. I say WAS, because he DIED! He died, come on we all saw it. He laid there for like a full year until the new season came on. You don't just get to be dead for a full year and then come back and live your life. I truly feel this show paints the wrong picture to viewers. Viewers need to know, you don't get to get stabbed multiple times, play dead for a year and then just randomly wake up. WAKE UP PEOPLE, its not real!
So many people in this show and hard to keep track of. If I can make one suggestion to the director it would be to rename the characters. Just start from scratch, get rid of their crazy names and just use names like Jeff, Tom, Linda, Mary. I think we can all agree on that?
Lastly I will leave off with Kalisi or however you spell it. Shes great, truly an angel. If I have to make a prediction about this show is that Kalisi is the last one standing and she becomes an angel and floats in to the heavens above and sits next to the Lord and Savior.
One more prediction - The older Stark daughter kills Jon. Later bro!
Oooohhhh and lastly - Hodo was a waste of space. The guy couldn't even talk! Hes a monster and he just takes up space. Good Riddance!
Good show, I recommend it. Plan to binge watch.
The Walking Dead (2010)
That in between Pretty Good and Absolutely Terrible
If you like being disappointed for 80% of the season then this show is for you my friends! That 20% of great TV though may just be worth it. I will tell you its definitely worth a 4 out of 10 for me! There are some great moments but I am left disappointed most of the time. This show is very similar to Christmas morning as a kid if you're parents hate you. You still have hope of waking up Christmas morning with intentions of getting some good gifts, but deep down inside you know you are going to get trash because lets face it, you are not your parents favorite! Yet we still tune in each and every week to see Carl whine, Rick cry, and hoping Maggie will become hot once again!
For the people that love this show like its their baby, they need to relax. This show is good for 2 good episodes a season and because those 2 episodes are really good, they keep you in. This is definitely a show to record and watch later so you can fast forward thru the garbage. You know what they say though, a 4 after 11pm is good enough for most. If you knoowwww what I am saying! ;-). So I will continue to dabble in this 4 until it gets down to a 3 on my rating scale.
Westworld (2016)
Spend Time Elsewhere
Not good. If you like watching the main character die like 4 times in a 60 minute episode and just restarting life every 10 minutes then this is the show for you!! I always wanted to watch the main character die 4 times in one episode!! - Said No one ever!
I love HBO shows and this is by far the worst I have ever seen on HBO.
Terrible acting and just plain old not good. The acting in this show makes Kenny Powers and Stevie from Eastbound and Down look like the greatest actor to ever walk the face of the earth. I expected better with all these great reviews but clearly there is a lot of drinking going on around the Holidays this year! This show deserves to be canceled faster than the XFL!