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The Believer (2021)
WTF, annoying and just dumb!
The synopsis lured you into watching and at one point you thought maybe the husband was the one who's insane, then the movie turned into a pathetic copycat of MYSERY and it plummeted straight downhill from there. When you got sooooooo annoyed you want the main character dead, it tells you how awful this movie is. The director may think that the movie was full of suspense and horror but in reality it was full of "Really? Seriously!?" What kind of rational human could cohabit with the wife when she's the way she is. Ends up the wife kept creating the perfect version of Lucas as the devil or antichrist and hence Lucas had visions and memories from previous lives. OMG. Sooooooooo boring and poorly executed. Please don't waste your time! I would have been more entertained and fulfilled vacuuming the house.
Risen (2021)
Produced by a bunch of high school kids?
The trailer was promising and even the concept and plot had potentials only the movie was a mess with laughable special effects from the 50's and the main character's acting (complete lack of) was so painfully annoying you want her dead asap to end everyone's misery. Was she acting or was she severely constipated and was in pain? Nobody could act in the movie and the girl letting the dog into the woods, who the heck picked her?? Any 5 yr olds could act better! The lighting was absolutely horrible and often times you couldn't see what's going on. Too many times you'll go WHATEVER!!! As if a kid could be let into Area 51, let alone roaming around on her own freely!! Whatever! It was a movie done by high school kids. The movie should be called A Mess.
Ghost Adventures (2008)
Zak is the biggest S-hole / coward!
I love the show but can't stand Zak. How he abuses the other hosts by always sending them into the darkness, INSISTING THEY GO when when they didn't feel comfortable doing so. What a complete s-hole and COWARD!! It's just hard to watch when he keeps making the others do the dangerous stuff as he stays back and watch. What an S-hole! The show will be so much better without him. Poor Billy and Aaron!
Shadows of History (2020)
Absolute rubbish - totally
Campfire stories for 8 year olds and the whole show was also produced by a bunch of 8 year olds. It'll be insulting to compare this show with other authentic paranormal shows that not only the other teams did tons of research AND captured undebunkable evidence, their narrators talk normally unlike this Robert Englund who tried sooooo hard to make the stories sound scary. Oh wait, he actually needs to do that coz the stories suck.
Fright Club (2021)
Ultra-lame
Compared to Ghost Adventures with Zak Bagans and his team, Fright Club is suuuuuper lame as FC only shows video clips from viewers where every clip can be debunked super easily. So many people out there wanting their few minutes of fame. Anyone with some Photoshop / video editing can easily reproduce those clips/stills. But with GA, they showed the actual footage as they conducted their investigations and they replayed the incidents over and over and over and they made sure we audience could have a very clear view/audio of what took place. Unlike FC, they showed those clips very quickly and then they started yapping nonstop. I couldn't see sh*t!! Super frustrating and I can't stand how they keep making fun of spirits and they really should have been a lot more respectful towards the unknown.
They're not funny at all. Annoying is more like it.
Most Dangerous Game (2020)
Squid Hunger Games
This is Squid + Hostel + Hunger Games combined and it would have been a great watch only if the director added logic and common sense to the plot. The facilitator already emphasized that "Crowds are your friends!" yet Liam Hemsworth would constantly run into back alleys, empty office buildings and places where not one soul could be found. I imagine if you keep staying in the crowds wherever you go, it'll make the killers a lot more difficult to kill you. The movie just got more and more stupid it is insanely frustrating watching it and I agree with the other reviews, this movie is a thriller, for toddlers. Soooooooooo DUMB!!!!!
B4 (2012)
Awful acting and complete BS
I'm very into multi universes, alternate realities and anything related, but this show is so dumb it angers me. So after one try and couldn't get out of the garage, you sat there and just gave up. What type of morons would do that? 2 grown men couldn't fight one shorter man of similar size. After you threw a punch and you walked away and let the guy come back and kill you. Really!!???? It is so full of nonsense I'm done watching 20 mins in. COHERENCE is a much much much better movie. This one is beyond garbage. Megan must be an idiot when she never said anything when she kept seeing herself in a different state. Wait, that's how we all react! Lol. And the acting? YouTubers were better!
Deep Water (2022)
Time for the director to retire
Can't believe this is from the same director who director so many awesome movies. There is only one word I can think of to describe this move, the characters and the plot - PATHETIC. The only awesome part is the little girl, love her performance! The wife is a walking STD and the husband is beyond pathetic. The whole movie is pathetic and it left me speechless, bored and lost.
Blame (2021)
Wasted 1.5 hours
To movie directors who have no common sense: You can waste your money making these dumb stuff but please don't waste our time. Can someone explain to me why one would go out into a blizzard to try find a spot to pee, right after they just broke into a school? The movie should be called UNFATHOMABLE.
Death Do Us Part (2014)
This is indeed a comedy!
I love thrillers and horror stuff but this movie was sooooo awful on all levels it made me laugh out loud. The other review was bang on accurate about their horrible acting!! It was soooooo bad you'll have to laugh. All their eyes rolling and popping and that's all they did for the horror scenes. And when a house has no power at night, you can't see anything, but apparently the director picked a magical house. Also running in the woods at night when there's light all around. Sorry, still yawning here. Definitely the worst horror movie in history. Plot twist? Really!? LOL.
Don't Blink (2014)
This is definitely my type of psychological thriller!
This movie got a very low rating I guess it's because people wanted to know WHY and a plot that makes complete sense. For this movie, you will need to just ignore the why's and how's but focus on the events. I watched a lot of psychological thrillers and not many made me cover my eyes or worse turn off the audio. This movie did both. Simple non-frightening scenes such as opening and closing a refrigerator door could get my hairs up and the director did the "vanishing" angles so well, you knew they were coming yet you're still horrified. The ending was brilliant of how it made you think that thank god, it is all over now. Nope. Brilliant. Very good acting and I will watch this again just to get the thrills all over again. Put logic aside and enjoy the ride.
Horsemen (2009)
What? Huhh?
The Horsemen started so well and the first hour put us on the edge of our seats with all the gruesome murders but then out of nowhere, some form of religions got into the mix and it went straight downhill from there. At mid-mark, the movie started leaving you scratching your head wondering where it's headed. You kinda felt lost and not sure what's going on. When the credits came on, that happened to be my plot twist. Lol. A huge disappointment.
Death of Me (2020)
Wasted my time
Have not seen a movie like this in a long time. Interesting and intriguing story line to start off with but took a free fall into extreme stupidity. If you want a real test of your patience and endurance, try sit through this movie without complaining or feeling annoyed. Im not sure who's more stupid, the director of this movie or Maggie Q's character. Knowing they've got drugged but didn't do much about it and yet she kept wearing the necklace that came along with the drinks. Losing their luggage before they got on the boat, not reporting to the police right away, letting a strange kid taking away your purse ... Maggie Q's character was going nuts, running around with a fire extinguisher during a flood. Not fun to watch. There is zero logic in the movie which frustrates those who has a head over their shoulders. It's also very unfair and not nice to the Thai people. You simply want Maggie Q's character to just die and end the movie ASAP. One takeaway from the movie is that when we travel to certain places, we need to exercise caution. But that's it.
Running Scared (2006)
Most stupid plot ever!
Not sure how anyone would find this movie a thriller when the plot is beyond dumb. A boy wreaking havoc and running around, where this gun kept going from one hand to the other. Then Paul Walker plays this brainless thug who only used violence on people trying to get the gun back. Only if he'd explain to his family especially his son as to why he needs to get the gun back, his son would not have hidden it in the toilet tank in the first place. The scene where his wife found Oleg in the pediphiles' house and eventually just shooting them was complete nonsense. The whole movie was a waste of time even I'm a fan of Paul Walker. A low life vulgar movie with a trashy plot for 3 year olds.
The Cell (2000)
Disturbing As Hell
I've seen this movie quite a few times now and every time I re-watched it, it got my heart racing. Today is 2020 yet this movie still had materials and visuals that would give you chills. It is so disturbing and psychologically horrifying, this is one of the movies that I can't watch before bedtime. Excellent movie!
Designated Survivor (2016)
It went from awesome to WTF
Season 1 was an excellent season, the storyline was smart and it was fast paced. Then came Season 2 where you started to find the main characters annoying - both Maggi Q's and Sutherland's arrogance and every event was so forced you just have to go "Yeah right!" By Season 3, I could hardly wait to have Maggi Q's character killed. Then Sutherland's character went from a cowardly and humble honest man to a liar. Maybe they ran out of stuff to write hence having to end the season only after 10 episodes in Season 3. Good. Coz I can't watch anymore of it. Disappointed.
Passengers (2008)
Copy cat plot twist
The movie started as a WTF movie where it got you scratching your head and Hathaway's character was unprofessional and almost annoying. Hathaway's acting was also identical to her other movies. Later you simply put the pieces together and predicted the plot twist and the movie became very sad and emotional. I'd rather the director go with the "survivors' stories differ than the airline's account" which would have been a thriller.