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The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
Thank God for pirated movies.
It's movies like this that I thank the great God above for pirated movies. While I did waste 90 minutes watching this detritus movie, I at least did not pay for it. I only downloaded it because I was curious to see if Paris Hilton improved her acting skills, and to see how ugly they made Christine Lakin look. Paris should just keep on doing what she does best. Party, and spend her family's money, because honestly, that is more entertaining to watch and read about then watch her pretend to run and have an ugly best friend.
Was Lakin's character straight? I understand that she's supposed to be straight and likes guys but she's so hideously ugly that she can't get men, but when guys are coming up to Cristabel to hit on her, she kind of acted like she was the girlfriend, like they were a lesbian couple. Lakin, come on! I love you in Step By Step and you're a total hottie (I'm a straight woman myself), but the angry best friend bit was too much. Taking things out of Wedding Crashers was uncool (the scene when Arno yells at his mom to bring him the file reminded of the scene when Will Ferrell's character yells at his mom to make them meatloaf). And Paris, THERE IS NO LAUGHING IN ACTING! How many hours and takes did that scene when Cristabel supposedly farted did that take? The funniest part of the movie was in the first 10 min or so when Nate is still living in Rhode Island and breaks up with his girlfriend.
I don't understand how some people rated this movie above a 1. Honestly, those people need to spend their money watching other time worthy movies currently out like 21, Street Kings (and I also think Keanu Reeves is a dense actor, so that is saying a lot), and Horton Hears A Who! Those are the movies with worthier actors than this garbage.
Prison Break (2005)
Better than last season so far!
I have been waiting all summer for the season premier of this show and I was not disappointed. Cleverly written and filmed as usual. I caught myself getting back to my habit of biting my fingernails when I'm watching a really good thriller. I'll be honest though, I'm really not that good at giving reviews, but I must say, I was very entertained tonight and I can't wait for what is in store this season. I want to see who gets to Utah first. Will it be Michael Scofield and his brother Lincoln Burrows or will it be David "Tweener" Apolskis? Will the president's brother follow Veronica's advice and come forward, or will he just have to live with her death for the rest of his already miserable life? Will T-Bag catch up to the rest of guys and kill them all? And how about FBI Agent Alexander Mahone that is beautifully played by William Fichtner? Will he catch up to them? All these questions must be answered in this season and I can't wait!