madhater1313 Reviews

Army of the Dead (2021)

No wonder its a Netflix movie...

[5/10 · 30 July 2021]

Very poorly written....very bad acting....very bad everything!2 and a half wasted hours! If it was the usual 90' minute it might have been saved!

The whole movie gets F'ed so a spoiled brat can save some Geeta....and the movie ends with her getting forgotten by the script! W T F !

Also what was up with the propaganda against the pandemic? Is Snyder an anti-vaccer?

Blue Steel (1990)

Police Academy is more....proffesional!

[1/10 · 9 April 2021]

The whole movie runs 100 minutes because the police doesnt know anything about fingerprints.

4 murders....clues laying around...fingerprints and all,but noone even checkes them.

Stupid movie that its painful to watch!

Alien: Covenant (2017)

Worst of the Alien Anthology

[3/10 · 16 May 2020]

Where to begin with this mess of a movie.There is no plot...there is no script that can make this thing right! Tries to explains how it is a sequel of Prometheus,but fails.Supposedly a destroyed robot and a scientist repaired an ancient crashed alien ship and flew it to a habitable planet on their own! Everybody on Covenant are obviously selected for this mission from the street and noone has a training! A spaceship that its EMERGENCY PSA System cant override...a radio so people can have sex in the showers. A robot that is malfuctioning...AGAIN! 20 Alien movies and the cyborgs always go wrong!How the H did that company exist for 200+ years in this universe? And what about the ending...that everybody saw it coming when you see and Evil and a Good twin???? FFS thats the kind of writing people expect from B movies! Riddley Scott was back..not to help after the Prometheus let down,but to bring an even bigger one!

ThunderCats Roar (2020)

Total crap!

[1/10 · 14 April 2020]

Its a disgrace to the original cartoon! Someone....gave money to produce this?I seriously cant believe it!!!! Dont even bother!

Robin Hood (2018)

An embarassment to all Robin Hood movies

[1/10 · 22 March 2020]

This movie is so bad.....that i cant start listing the bad things! The fighting scene where they replaced M16 with bows in Arabia? Nottingham having a sea port,a giant church,a giant mine? The training scene that you think you're watching Batman? The horrible plot? Who the hell gave money to this script????

Hooking Up (2020)

Unwatchable

[3/10 · 20 March 2020]

A torture to watch,apart for Brittany's scene. Hoped there was love.

Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)

What could have been a great movie...ruinned by stupid storyline.

[3/10 · 7 September 2019]

The fact that the writters give us a mother and daughter who start to apocalypse at the begining of the movie and then spend 2hr of trying to make them look good and redeem themselves because they suddendly have a change of heart....makes this film unwatchable! Ruinned by some idiot writter who felt that Godzilla movies need a story like that!

The Dead Don't Die (2019)

Stay away as save money!

[1/10 · 26 July 2019]

By far the worst zombie movie ever made!Even Asylum movies look better. It is obvious from the 1st minute into the movie that the whole point is to piss on your face for paying to see a zombie movie! No scenario. No relevance on whatever it is being mentioned. This is a movie made with the sole purpose of stealing your money...cause this is actual robbery. But i am too blame for going to see this on cinema even after i saw that it was first aired in Cannes.So it was a solid fail as a movie. BTW....Selena Gomez cant act even if her life depended on it.

Avatar (2009)

The epitome of Hollywood Clichés

[2/10 · 23 June 2019]

This movie is so horrible that i cant even start making a list about them.

It has all the movie clichés you'd expect.

If you want a visual masterpiece there are documentaries with way better scenes!

Oh btw.... The Last Rainforest odd that it has the exact same storyline!

Cliffs of Freedom (2019)

So bad you have to watch it to believe it.

[3/10 · 1 June 2019]

Where to start? From the unrealistic story of a greek woman falling in love for a Turkish officer during the rebelion? From the horrible CGI? From the Bollywood style of the whole movie? That is written by someone that knows nothing about the actual history and tries to make money from the lack of movies based on that period? Or that it was only made so the leading woman can have a movie? Terrible terrible terrible if not an insult to the Greek Independence!

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

The worst of the franchise!

[4/10 · 1 April 2019]

Do you want a movie full of holes? This is the movie for you! Do you want a movie where you ask yourself all the time...why?how?where? This is the movie for you! If you are a fan of Jurassic Park movies...then this isnt for you!

Berlin, I Love You (2019)

This is like the worst crap i've seen...

[11 February 2019]

Where the hell is Hayden Panettiere that you advertise in your cast? Dont even bother this propaganda movie!

Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)

Star Wars is now a comedy

[4/10 · 17 December 2017]

The franchise is officially for 10yr old kids that buy the Lego and other toys. It has nothing to do with the old Star Wars movies...even the new Trilogy was better than this. Its time for Star Wars to END!