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The Wicker Man (2006)
The Best Comedy of All Time
After hearing of the "shocking" ending through the internet, I decided to watch this movie. It was the greatest decision I made today. If you've heard about this movie prior to watching it, then you know it's terrible.
Reasons to watch this film if you are on the fence:
Nic Cage walks around the woods for hours. Nic Cage's police-douche friend has a picture of a gun on his computer monitor. Violent flashbacks/dreams involving little girls. Car crashes. Bratty little girls throwing dolls out of moving vehicles, requiring police officer Cage to lean on his motorcycle to pick up the doll in the road. Moody boat rides. "...Mr. Grant here and his twin brother Ulysses." Empty planes. Bike rides through the forest. Nic Cage punching several women. Nic Cage punching a woman to steal her bear costume. Paternity. A funnel used specifically to dump bees into a wire helmet.