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Bullet Train (2022)
Yawn
Your 13 year old might like this and find it interesting but everyone else is going to be checking their watch after 25 minutes. It's long, cartoony and worst of all smug. I get having all these great actors is fun but they are wasted!
I will keep writing bc I'm that annoyed that I stayed awake two hours.
And where are the female characters? The only female is a young girl with way too much cosmetic tinkering and Sandra Bullock - who was great but she's on the phone the entire time! We don't even get to see her which is ridiculous!! Meanwhile we see Channing Tatum and Ryan Reynolds for no reason.
And what a waste of Michael Shannon! Ok. I'm done. Don't watch this.
Hardbodies (1984)
Just Gross
If you want to see gross fat old men have sex with women they'd never have a chance with in real life, this is your movie. This movie is a relic of a time where women were dumb, blonde and topless throughout an entire movie.
An Unquiet Grave (2020)
Haunting
This movie is slow burn horror - worth checking out for sure. Very eerie and atmospheric- which I love in a horror movie. Perfect example of be careful what you wish for - it may come true!
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Missed opportunity
Was great seeing everyone but it has more dialogue than a Merchant Ivory movie. Effects and visuals are great but literally they spend most of the movie talking out loud and explaining the plot vs creatively moving the story forward.
Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)
Watch Midsommar Instead
Ok movie but totally stealing from Midsommar. You'll find yourself zoning out, hanging out with your dog and ordering Taco Bell within the first hour...
The Forever Purge (2021)
Way Better Than Expected!
Purge is back! This movie was way better than it should have been - top ten horror for 2021.
The Great Silence (2020)
Awesome
Not sure about the bad reviews but this was awesome. New spin on post-apocalypse movie where it's actually well done with real characters. Definitely for the more intelligent horror movie buff.
Cursed (2020)
This show is awesome!
I can't believe that bad reviews this show is incredible and a great binge. Well done and love sexy Merlin.