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Witch (2024)
So Witch review can you trust?
By gum, this is truly diabolical. Neil Marshall made a similarly-themed turkey a few years ago, yet this makes that seem like a bleedin' classic in comparison. No effort has been made here. Plot, acting, sets, wardrobes, dialogue, budget. One of the leads wears a terrible false beard throughout. Poor bugger, I felt for him because he seemed to show a bit more energy than the others; like a temp trying to get a perm job in the office. A well known newspaper suggested this was worth a go, but that rag's been going downhill too in recent years. I even paid for this on a streaming site, what was I thinking? I'm thinking I'll need to watch Captain Kronos again to erase this crud from my memory.
A Dark Foe (2020)
Beware reviews...but not this one
The script and direction budget was spent on the commissioned reviews. Anything over 1/10 is misguided. Anything over 4/10 is fake.
Free Fire (2016)
What we did for a laugh one Friday night...
Another vanity project for Wheatley ("Field in England" anybody?). Let's all have a few, dress up and make it up on the spot. Plot? Cinema doesn't always need one, particularly when you're IN. We can just knock this out and watch the critics snap it up. But if you're doing low- budget you need hunger to pull it off. It's all about hunger. "Down Terrace" was the work of a ravenous group. This is a fat and flatulent affair.( How I wish Tarantino would listen to someone outside of HIS inner circle). And worse - this is a thin-line to Guy Ritchie.