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Nightshift Nurses (1988 Video)
9/10
Best Cocksucking Scebe of all time
25 March 2021
Redhead DJ Cone sucks off that black janitor after he screws her...she's got a beautiful butterfly pussy (god I'd love to eat it). He, of course, cums in her mouth and she just lets it flow out never missing a beat.
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Tootsie (1982)
10/10
message on the inside of Hoffman's apt door is....?
29 November 2014
What does that glued up magazine clipping say on the inside of Hoffman's apartment door?

Can anyone tell me what it says?

Soon one has to know.

It bugs me every time I watch this movie !!!

It has to have some relevant meaning to the point of the movie.

Or I would like to think so.

And while I'm at it, does that note has some meaning to the acting craft, the director, Bill Murray's roommate character (who seems to offer Dorothy Michael lots of advice each time he's on the screen).
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10/10
Best and 2nd Best Scenes
25 November 2007
best scene...the parlor game played by Clint, Laura Dern and the other 2 lawmen, as they proceed to dissect the Butch Haynes person...nice underplay, but very effective.

2nd best scene...Costner and the boy walk thru the fields...Billy, the boy, tries to hold his hand...the first 2 times, Costner rejects it, but finally he does hold hands with him...no words spoken; none needed.

Butch Haynes finally becomes the father {to the little boy} as they proceed through the county side and through the movie. Butch hates the parental violence he sees inflicted by adults to their children, and has no mercy on such adults {and, I might add, rightfully so...our children are our gems, not burdens}. So that hand-holding scene becomes even more poignant.

I love how Butch's life philosophies are sprinkled...rationalizing how stealing is OK when absolutely needed, how he can't explain how his kissing a woman's rear is something he can't explain, how a boy should be allowed to eat cotton candy and go to the fair, and how he only killed 2 people in his life {that needed killing}.

I'd like to see how Billy turned out ten years later.

Why no Oscar nominations? {Those type of omissions annoy me, like no nomination for Robert Shaw as Quint in Jaws.}

BTW, great music throughout too.
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9/10
Damn good historical account of a 1700s Indian-fighting leader
18 August 2007
A bit overdone, but nonetheless very entertaining historical biography of Ranger Robert Rogers, a colonial-born British loyalist who fought the upstate NY-Montreal Indians. The movie is set way before the Revolutionay War. The movie is a rather brutal depiction of the climatic battle with the St. Francis Indian village, where no prisoners were taken. This is Spencer Tracy at the beginning of his stardom, and a young Robert Young as his prissy-cum-fighter first aide. As far as I've researched, the movie was historically correct, although the title, Northwest Passage, has nothing to do with the movie plot itself...it refers to where Roger's Rangers go at the END of the flick.
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9/10
Get Lost in the Desert in The Lost Patrol
8 February 2006
A bunch of men get lost in the windy desert oasis of the Foreign Legion, and can't help but get picked off by unseen Arab enemies. Whatever they were fighting for didn;t seem worth the endless sands they are set on. Led by intrepid (and Oscar winner for 1935's The Informer) Victor McLaglen and tempted by super-religious Boris Karloff (in another "pre-Frank role") to turn to God, this disbanded band of soldiers must fight to the death in 100+ degree heat. There's even a critical biplane overhead that somehow figures late into the plot. These movies set in minimalist, claustrophobic locales have to rely on dialogue, internecine squabbling, and rescue of some sort to prevail to its viewers...The Lost Patrol is no different, and early Karloff gives an eerie view into what was to come in his future roles and his effective use of that Britich baritone, slight lispy voice. If you're into Karloff, don't miss this non-monster flick. A "9" in my book.
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9/10
The Criminal Code straddles the line between 2 societies
8 February 2006
Sometimes you seem to get into a position where you have to take your medicine for an even unintended actions. That is what happens to poor 20-year-old Bob Graham, and within 10 minutes into the movie, he's in the infinite world of prison, where he must learn yet another set of codes of the criminal sort. Creepy Ned Galloway (Boris Karloff just before his "Frankenstein" turn) takes a rather minor (at least early on) role and fills it with gusto (maybe its that creepy little haircut) in a claustrophobic cell. Later, he does the right thing for rehabilitated and soon-to-be-paroled (maybe) Graham, who does not violate the titular Criminal Code (since he's still a con).

James Whale wanted Karloff for his monster after seeing Boris in this flick, and after you see it, you'll know why.

BTW, who doesn't love a good prison movie yarn, and with Karloff in it, it rates a "9."
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The Hunted (2003)
7/10
Tommy Lee Jones in "The Fugitive" version 2
16 October 2005
This action flick is decent, but it's a derivative version of The Fugitive (Tommy Lee Jones running after his man again yet again; first in the wild, then in the city, but back in the wilds again...there's even a waterfalls ala Fugitive's dam), mixed in with The Terminator (Why can't anyone get Del Toro?) and a dash of Predator (How can Del Toro get those logs up in the air, Arnie he's not?).

Now, I know how to make a knife using rocks, how to hold and swipe with that same tool. One more thing, all that knife action is made better with the sound effects of a knife slicing through a watermelon or some such piece of fruit.
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