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Seire (2021)
Rotting Apples
The trailer led me to watch this movie. This trailer featured ominous music (none of which was in the movie) and was cleverly edited to make you think you're watching some sort of possession movie or maybe a supernatural being is haunting a young couple. Nope...it's simply a drama about a couple struggling with the superstitious tradition of Seire after a baby is born.
This is merely 1 hour and 42 minutes of almost nothing happening. That is unless watching the occasional bowl of rotting apples or watching a dad make baby formula scares you senseless.
This is yet another attempt using a deceptive trailer to make us horror movie fans watch. As a drama I guess it was fair but as a horror movie it's a flat zero (thus my 2 star review). I just saved you 1 hour and 42 minutes of ZERO horror elements happening horror movie fans...you're welcome.
Faye (2021)
Not even remotely horror
This is a one woman show about overcoming grief. Drama yes horror? Not even close. Here's yet another drama trying to frame it as horror with a deceptive trailer.
Halloween Kills (2021)
Halloween Kills...1 hour 45 minutes of your life and the franchise
This movie is so awful I almost don't know where to start. Laughable plot holes, kills choreographed by Three Stooges fans and long winded drawn out speeches for no apparent reason other than to somehow link Michael Myers to the problems of society?!? Also the Kung Fu movie rules do apply to Michael Myers as characters have to patiently wait their turn to try and fail miserably to kill the invincible "shape" one at a time. Despite the star power with John Carpenter producing and the return of Jamie Lee Curtis this was an embarrassing money grab. The franchise is over...even Freddy and Jason eventually knew when to quit.
The Forever Room (2021)
If you like molasses slow you'll love this
Stayed til the end for an explanation or SOMETHING to happen but by the end I didn't care. I wanted to scream at the screen will SOMETHING please happen!?!? I wasted 90 minutes and wrote this review so you don't have to endure a bunch of nothing.
Custodes (2021)
Beyond slow with a waste of time ending
Not to give anything away but let me tell you this is boring, slow and almost nothing happens until the last 5 minutes. If you can stay awake through this the ending explains everything and you will realize you've wasted 90 minutes you'll never get back.