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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Greatest movie of all time! A monstrous film that'll change cinema forever!
I've always liked Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior and would often recommend it to friends, but Mad Max: Fury Road (the fourth movie of the series) made me extraordinarily satisfied to a supreme and fanatical level, satisfaction beyond belief, like no other moment in my life. It is hands down a nuclear bomb in the world of cinema even if you have never seen any of the last three Mad Max movies. George Miller will surely be remembered as a giant of the movie industry because of this. Every single person walking out of the cinema could be heard praising the movie as a masterpiece, similarly to people's reaction to the Star Wars movies back in the days. This was on a level of epicness that can barely be described. The vast majority of people told me they were physically tired after seeing this movie because they burnt all their energy trying to mentally capture and remember every-single moment of the movie. The characters were amazing, the level of detail was mind blowing, the Mad Max universe stimulated me, the quality of the shots were perfect, the stunts were gigantic and impressive beyond imagination and the amount of stunts was insane. The whole movie is almost one non-stop adrenaline rush of beautiful shots. I didn't know it was even possible to make a movie on this level.
Breaking Bad (2008)
The best masterpiece TV show ever made, ever.
My rating: 9001/10. Over 9000! I used to think that Game Of Thrones, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: The Next Generation were the three best TV shows ever made, but Breaking Bad is on a whole other level, the level of genius is out of this world. It's the only TV show I've seen that cannot be rated simply a 10. Giving it a 10/10 only gives it an "excellent" rating, it's much more than that, it's a masterpiece among masterpieces. I've seen hardcore fans of: Star Trek, Game Of Thrones, Star Wars, Walking Dead admit that Breaking Bad is much, much better, so much better it cannot even be compared. The skills of the camera team are the best I have ever seen. The actors are the best I have ever seen. The music is the best ever. The story will stay with me for the rest of my life. The script is mind boggling. Breaking bad is so powerful that it will change the way I live my life forever.
I also used to think that the actor Bryan Cranston, the main actor in Breaking Bad was a terrible actor. I could not have been more wrong. The only reason why Bryan Cranston was terrible is because the TV show Malcolm in the Middle destroyed his reputation in my eyes.
The show also even contains hidden subliminal messages, flashes of information on the screen, quick references to libertarian politics and was most probably written by a libertarian who follows the Austrian School of economic thought. I could clearly sens the social and economic awareness of the author throughout the show, pure genius. There were also references to former congressman Ron Paul, my all time favorite politician.
Doomsday (2008)
Starts amazing, ends like cheese. As director, I would have removed the cheese.
Every time I come to the Doomsday (2008) IMDb page I get the following thought "that movie was very entertaining!", then I proceed to look at it's 6.1/10 rating and am surprised that I only rated it 8/10. I briefly wonder why I didn't put 10/10 and then I remember why: The first half of the movie is outstandingly excellent, the second half turns to cheese. Suddenly, in the second half, interesting fiction turns into poorly though and ridiculous nonsense fiction. For example, old worn out vehicles go as fast as a million dollar vehicles. I guess if 1 was faster, there would be no action!
The movie is totally worth watching if you are part of the young adult male audience that loves apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic fiction. It reminds me of Fallout 1, Fallout 2 and Fallout 3 for PC with a hint of zombieness.
Brüno (2009)
Brüno, the greatest löl of my whole life!
Brüno, by far the funniest and best movie I have seen in my whole life. As I am typing this, I am saddened by the fact that I cannot rate higher than 10 stars to balance out the "you rate it ten stars, or you rate it one star" phenomenon. This film deserves a better rating than what it will receive on The Internet Movie Database due to the fact that you will either think it is the greatest movie you have ever seen or think it is extremely enraging. The jokes are highly racist, it contains scenes of nudity, sexual fetishes, anal sex related jokes, is based around everything homosexually related and highly controversial themes. I am very surprised that this film was even legal in Canada. People in the cinema were screaming in laughter, like I had never seen before, even more than the best jokes at the Just For Laughs Festivals in Montreal. If you are well connected with modern times and not afraid of stepping out of the box, this movie is for you!
Apocalypto (2006)
Perhaps the best movie i have ever seen!
It has been over a year since i have seen this movie and when i see the word "Apocalypto", i can clearly remember the day i watched this movie. This day brought me great joy and excitement, exactly what a movie should produce in my opinion. It was so outstandingly energizing that i can remember what i was wearing, the color of the sky and my family's attitude! Rarely can one say this about a movie.
During the whole movie i was on the edge of my seat, my heart was pounding an i was sucked into the story. Nothing could distract me unless there was a fire! I can honestly say that i prefer this movie to having a one night relationship with a beautiful women.
The actors were incredibly outstandingly godly! The decoration was incredible, the make up wowazyzing, the story was super insane! Everything was perfect! This movie was just outstanding. 100%, 10/10, best movie i have ever seen by far in my whole life (I have seen thousands of movies in many languages). Thank you Mel.
Dream Warrior (2003)
Worst Movie Ever
This is the worst movie I have ever seen in my whole life. So the plot goes like this: In an apocalyptic future, a man with extra-human powers goes on the run. As you might have noticed, I copied this from the internet movie database because I actually had to read the plot outline on this site to understand what I had just seen. None of it made sense, the actors were terrible and the story was awful. If you like bad movies see dream warrior. The movie was so cruddy that my mind automatically erased it from memory. I actually think that the 1996 movie Space Truckers was better with the square pigs and anti-gravity beer. What a waste of time. If I could put a 0/10 I would. This movie was a mega mammoth waste of time.