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Midnight Mass (2021)
Waaaaaayyyyy toooo much religion
Could have been a cool story if it wasn't so sanctimonious. One religious nut maybe not an entire island. Ending sucked balls.
The Bite (2021)
So clever
This is how you make a show about covid and zoom calls. Very funny and a great watch.
The Tomorrow War (2021)
HOLY MOLY!!!
So bloody good. Time travel, aliens, Chris Pratt. So good. Bad reviewers are watching something else.
Watch it.
Snowpiercer (2020)
Snooze fest
Boy o boy, I can't even have this on as background noise it's so boring. Movie was aces tv series unsustainable.
Nothing happens.
The Witcher (2019)
Too many tits not enough dongs
If you have to fill space with nudity how about both genders. I'm sick of women being nude to make a show interesting. Boring.
Henry's a dreamboat which is why I watch. But he still couldn't pronounce heir correctly. Also it's like watching Xena and Gabriel wandering the land but without the awesome storyline and violence. 3 for Henry.
Prodigal Son (2019)
This Murderino is smarter than the Harvard FBI agent?
Really good idea, decent cast but obvious uninventive script. Just pick it up. It's bubble gum thriller. I'm not sure what to rate it yet I'll give it 7 and hope to god the writing gets better.
Really disappointed
I'm also very confused about how bad the writing/directing is. Like it's a "what did I just watch" feeling
Daybreak (2019)
Should have been a show about Angelica and crumble
The whole searching for Sam thing took way too long. She's boring who cares.
And the series went downhill at the end.
I'd watch more of Angelica and crumbles though much more entertaining. Thank god eli died.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)
Hanged!!!!!! Not hung
Sarah bellows was hanged. She wasn't dangling from a branch
Captive State (2019)
Worth more than a 6/10
Don't know what the bad reviewers were watching but I thoroughly enjoyed this film. I rounded up my rating because I believe it's better than a 6/10.
I love aliens and sci fi and revolutions. This film had it all. It was nice the old white men didn't have the monopoly of all the roles. Also had a decent mystery aspect to it.
Watch it
Suspiria (2018)
Captivated this philistine
I thought I would watch 20 mins of this film, grunt then switch it off. WRONG. I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. I should have known Tilda wouldn't do me wrong. I don't particularly care for dance as an art form which is why I hesitated so much but it was a great film and so captivating I put down my phone and immersed myself.
It was weird but not in a " you'll only appreciate this if you're a film student" way.
I think you should watch it.
Good Omens (2019)
An atheist dream
This was good. As an atheist I love ripping on religion And this done perfectly.
Good tv is hard to find so thank you.
What/If (2019)
I'm so annoyed at Netflix
Hey Netflix!!! Why spend money on uninteresting drivel like what/if and the society when you could put more to Santa Clarita diet ??????
So much boring predictable unimaginative drama. CRAP CRAP CRAP.
Tag (2018)
Outstanding soundtrack!!
This was good. I watch most Isla Fisher movies and Jeremy renner movies they tend to choose good roles.
I enjoyed it. But you can watch it for the soundtrack alone. I think I'm showing my age with that.
Dirty John (2018)
Awful people good story.
I remember listening to this podcast and thinking how awful everyone was. Debbie's entire family just awful. And of course John is repugnant.
And the show captured it. I didn't think I would watch the entire series but for Eric bana But the acting was spot on to the podcast.
There's no real protagonist in this story it just is. I can't honestly tell what I would think of It if I hadnt listen to the podcast. But the show was well done. Watch it.
Eric is the new sesnation haha (spelled wrong on purpose)
Heathers (2018)
What's your damage heather?
As someone who lived through the 80s and absolutely loved the movie I gotta say. This show is really very good. I've laughed through the entire series. It's dark with no conscience and executed terrifically. I highly recommend heathers especially if you're deciding between heathers and the waaaaaaaayyyy overated You, pick heathers.
I like this show and I hope season 2 is as good.
Well done Heathers team. I'm impressed. Love it. Two thumbs up!!!
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
I like this movie
I've enjoyed watching this movie many times. If you watch a lot of horror you'll enjoy this. It's not a superstar but it's enjoyable, creepy with some humour chucked in. If you don't expect the world this might Surprise you.
You (2018)
How the hell is this show an 8??????
Bad show. I'm writing this review for people like me who look at bad reviews to get the feel of shows.
Not clever and really really trying to be. The writing is boring, trying to show how deep but screwed up the lead actress is just shows how vapid and one dimensional she is. She is an asshole to her asshole friends who are the only ones who like her. Joe is a dexter wannabe without the charisma or guts to actually do anything. He's boring and she's boring so they're a perfect match. I skipped ep 3 and endured ep 4 and half way through 5 and I think I may skip to the last 10 mins. This show sucks.
Cargo (2017)
Go on, watch it. You'll enjoy it
My love for Martin freeman persuaded me to watch this and I wasn't disappointed.
Really enjoyable and a sequel set 15 yrs later would be aces.
To sum up. Good film.
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018)
The word is hanged not hung
This tv show is fine, it's not the worst nor is it the best it's fine.
Also when someone is killed by rope around the neck the word is hanged. When the 13 were hung, it implies they were dangling in a tree and were not murdered by hanging. Really really annoying.
Manifest (2018)
Too preachy for this athiest
I feel like god and sci-fi together is lazy writing, it's a miracle from the heavens no it's aliens. That's the argument said over and over and I don't think we will get an answer. Supernatural does the god thing right. This just seems preachy and lazy. And I feel like they cast the main girl cuz she kinda looks like Megan Boone, let's be clear the blacklist is beautifully written and acted and this doesn't even hold a torch. So eh got very little to watch these days so I'll keep going. It may surprise me and I'll change my review then.
But I Love Prince Charming.
Childhood's End (2015)
Waaaaayyyyy too much religion
First ep was decent. Nothing spectacular, it was on. I laughed out loud at the alien reveal and because of this I gave ep 2 a go. Holy shiz god this, god that, There's no need for god, I can't have a baby I'll believe in god. Pfft. What a waste of time. I still don't know what the story is about. I haven't read the book but I think I may just because this "movie" is so bad. Are the kids going to hell.
I'm sick of shows calling themselves sci-fi and being a whole other class. This is religious dribble and for 5 hours???? Bloody hell.
Home Again (2017)
Harry so sleazy you want to deck him.
I usually love chucking on a Reese film when I'm not feeling my best cuz she's easy to watch and you can get a few chuckles out. But I couldn't get to far into this because of the Harry character. I've never seen that Pico kid before so I don't know if he's a good actor doing want the director wants or a bad actor thinking that's how a charming guy would act. Vomit gross. I skipped the "first" sex scene (I didn't know it didn't happen) because he was so repulsive and I stopped it just after he fixed the cupboard. His repulsiveness out weighed my love for Reese. Bad film.
Siren (2018)
Why do shows like these get another season and really funking good shows get axed
Waist of time and intelligence. I get angry that this gets more seasons and last man on earth is axed. And these reviews, really?
Is it the cast writing them. Only explanation.
" I saw a mermaid" " no you didn't" " I did".
There an example of the script.
Sharp Objects (2018)
Far out some more boring tv
I wasn't interested in this show at all until I saw Chris Messina was in it and because of him I give it 3 stars.
I'm so sick of lazy writing being confused with provocation. Boring. 4 eps in and I thought, funk it, I'll see who this murderer is and Lo and behold I was right from the first episode. It's a shame too as the story could have been quite good but you get absolutely nothing from any of the characters. They should have stuck with a movie on this story. And bloody Amy Adams, did someone steal her diaphragm? Project, you're an actress damn it. When your tinnitus is louder then the protagonist then something ain't right.
Maybe I'll watch the last episode who can say.
Snooze. Boring. AA boring.
The Interpreter (2005)
Nothing happens and no eye candy
I can usually trust nik kid to choose decent roles and I never watch Sean penn movies as I think he doesn't have any emotions so he over acts.
Boring snooze boring. I'm still waiting for something to happen.
Nuffin