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Le Cinquième Élément (1997)
Not about Boron
The fifth element It is not what you think it is. This movie is not about boron the fifth element in fact it is pretty boron if you ask me. But seriously why does every movie have such a misleading title. This movie has nothing to do with boron. Just because they are both science related does not mean that it can just use boron as the title. It is like calling an excavation movie the drain, they are both kind of related but are clearly not the same thing. One thing to take from this movie is a better meaning of life from the main character who has gone from earning a mere 4535485.26 Jamaican Dollar as a taxi driver to 0 Jamaican Dollar but a hero. The confusing part of this movie is why are 4 rocks so important to the world I mean there are only a countless number of other rocks to choose from.
Overall another misleading title with no direction or sense in the movie
The Dark Knight (2008)
Not medieval
The dark knight. Many people say that the dark knight is a great movie. But honestly we don't see how, as the first scene is in the middle of the day. What movie called the dark knight involves the day time. It doesn't end there the movie also involves a joker and a 'Knight' and is not set in medieval times. It just doesn't make sense how a movie involving two of the most recognisable medieval characters has 0 medieval scenes, in fact it is has nothing medieval about it at all as even the characters with medieval titles are not dressed accordingly. Not only this there are also many plot holes such as how does burning 809349301600.00 Jamaican Dollar achieve anything other than deflation. The character two-face is also misleading as he only has one face, granted half of his face is burnt but so is his whole body, so why not call him half burn or something. It is a stupid name.
Overall another misleading title leading to a disappointing movie
Chicago (2002)
Unpleasant
Unpleasant Chicago is a Broadway musical turned into a movie. The title is misleading , we thought it was about basketball yet it turned out to be about unpleasant violent showgirls and wannabe Vaudeville performers. The main character was schizophrenic and imagined that her brutal court case was a musical and her chipmunk lawyer was a caring man who was the complete opposite, he charged her $639498.50 (Jamaican Dollar) for his disloyal service. her husband Amos was also a misleading character, you see we expected that since his name was Amos he would appear a biblical prophet. Another disappointment as he was just John C. Reilly playing a gullible husband who was defending his psycho wife who had an affair. The whole movie was about crazy women who killed their husbands for no proper reason. The songs were catchy and the dances were great but your better off watching the basketball
The Magnificent Seven (2016)
Not about the 7 dwarfs
The magnificent 7 is a strange movie. It is a western, which does not make any sense given we thought this movie was a movie about the magnificent 7 dwarfs but clearly the title was misleading. There was however one leprechaun in the movie but he was unfortunately not one of the 7 dwarfs. The movie turned out not to be a Cinderella spin off at all and by the end we weren't even sure what had happened as we were too busy trying to find the 7 dwarfs
Overall a promising title with 0 relation to the movie
Acapulco La vida va (2017)
Not great
This movie was not great for the first half and we didn't bother watching the second half but is probably also not great. I mean the lack of greatness was really accentuated by the misleading title I mean we thought it was an accapella movie but clearly we were wrong as there was a suicidal late 60's man in what was originally thought to be an accapella movie, it was a big change of tone. Not only this there was also poor dress sense from another one of the main characters who began to hit on much younger women who were probably young enough to be his granddaughters.
Overall do not recommend
Doctor Strange (2016)
Dissatisfied
Doctor Strange began at a slow pace as if it was going to be a medical documentary, which is more or less what the world expected coming into this film. But the further on we got into the movie the less medical it was which became a real plot point as any movie/documentary with doctor in the title should be at least 50% medical. This was very disappointing due to false advertising. Due to the sudden change of pace from a pleasing medical film into a confusing and intense action film. A positive to take from this movie is a strong meaning of life which Stephen obviously has no concept about due to giving up being a neurosurgeon (27722899.47 Jamaican Dollar Annually) to a superhero (0 Jamaican Dollar Annually)
Overall a promising start with a poor ending