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The Tragedy of Macbeth (2021)
Nothing Wrong with Casting!
It was just a terribly envisioned adaptation. One of the worst serious movies I've ever seen. Makes you wonder whether or not Shakespeare sucks. Wait, he doesn't. Please please do not expose any young person to this as their intro to Shakespeare. You get so many options on the silver screen: why not make a movie, instead of a play? Finally, sorry. I can't imagine how you could make the witches not cool. I guess make them unintelligible Gollum?
Radio Christmas (2019)
Spoiler for PA residents
Bethlehem PA is a medium sized City with a large casino, a huge old steel factory turned entertainment venue and a vibrant downtown. It hosts an enormous Musikfest and Celtic fest which attracts hundreds of thousands annually. It's not a quaint small town. There's no town square where they light the little tree. It's way older than 100 years. There's more like 50,000 residents rather than 50, so twenty people with shovels couldn't dig it out from a blizzard. And it certainly is not a small town just outside Harrisburg, so you can't break down there on your way from Philly to Pittsburgh. Ah, and the guy who runs the local radio station is not the most prominent citizen. Pro tip, next time you set a movie in an actual locale, maybe read its Wikipedia page. The best part about it is that it's residents are ridiculously hometown proud. I call em Beth Heads. Beth heads eyes and ears will bleed, cause the whole place is a little more involved than the courtyard outside the radio station and the B&B around the corner. Drop. Dead. Hilarious. Hahaha