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Sharktopus (2010)
Best part of this movie - The title
Saw this with beers and expected to laugh at the whole thing, but this was below all. I'm not sure why they made it in the first part...
The name of the movie is really the best part of it all. Period.
The effects are extremely unrealistic and there's no feel at all, as soon as the sharktopus shows up it's so detached from the environment to the point it feels like watching a cartoon blended with live characters or vice versa - in other words... too damn noticeable! Imagine a cartoon shark in a shark movie, would that put you off? If yes: Don't see this.
Not to mention the poor bloopers in it (aside from the sharktopus), there are a lot of mistakes all the time that also made me disconnect from the "story". This is a piece of CRAP!
The Event (2010)
To many holes
(this contains NO spoilers but bloopers)
Most... confusing... series... ever! I feel it could be done with far less timejumps (or better combined ones would be just as good), it's not that I didn't understand, it's just the way it was made. It made it more confusing and annoying then enjoyable most of the time. The pace of it all seamed very forced, like watching a hamster on cocaine.
Also, I saw some bloopers that could have been fixed. Did Uwe boll direct this? :-P Things like, filming a car in highspeed and you could see the videocrews road-dust from their car before the filmed car. The rain and thunder, but full sunlight. Sure, it happens sometime but felt like a unlogical miss, usually its not full bright daylight when it rains that heavily.
Stuff like that put me out of the "mood" so to speak. It was hard to maintain a grip and get sucked in, the suspense was lost over and over. This combined with plot holes and the jumps in time, back, forward abit, back some mins here, back some months there, back to present. New character - same story all over.
The flashbacks are (if well done) a really nice feat, but in this show it is far to many AND most importantly - they could have done it without so many jumps and still explain the same things. It feels like they didn't get enough time to think things over "Damn, we have 2 days to publish the pilot, hurry!"
Army of the Dead (2008)
I didn't think a movie could be this bad
Okey... I've seen bad movies, this is beyond bad.
Don't know if this count as a spoiler exactly, but marking it as one just to be sure.
Apparently, skeletons don't die of shotgun blasts, or any shooting weapon for that matter, what kills are fire. Now, thats just the most stupid thing i've seen. Skeletons die after a few seconds of fire? LOL! Skeleton being pumped with led : Lives Skeleton on fire : Dies (well again) Oh and electricity kills them too, and swords... but not bullets.
Oh seriously, the blood in this movie was by the far worst i have ever seen, that goes for all effects too. The lightning... well, the carton made lightnings in He-Man looked more realistic.
Save your time, i don't think this is good even if your stoned beyond recognition.
TOTAL CRAP!
Dead Creatures (2001)
Perfect
It was a while since i saw this movie but scenes in it still flashes before me. I love this movie.
First of all, the way its filmed makes you think its a documentary and it adds such a real feel to it. This film wouldn't have been as good if it was more professional made... the "documentary" feeling really put the feeling going.
Secondly, it's a good alternate "zombie" idea.
If you like high action blow up scenes or zombies that walks slower than grandma, go see another movie.
If you want something different with a good feeling. I personally recommend this... I've told all my friends about it... to the point the just saw it to shut me up haha!
Satanic (2006)
See another movie...
This film was so incredibly worthless... I'm sorry but I've seen better actors in pornographic movies.
They list is as a horror movie, well... at least that's true in one aspect. It's a real horror to see it, to waste time on it. Save yourself the time and money, movies like this you should get paid for to see.
I can't think of any positive comment on this film. The story was dull, acting was really bad, i even noticed the way they filmed it, the light was just, wrong. Hard to explain. There was no feeling or soul in this film at all.
Don't see it. It's not even a B movie, it's a pain