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Global Frequency (2005)
Everything good goes away
I have one question. Why do TV networks let something as good as this pass them by? The pilot was never aired, but it leaked out on the internet somehow and are know spreading like a wildfire. Ironically it seems that this alone can actually save the series. The response has been so massive I don't see how they can ignore it.
I found the Global Frequency pilot by chance and only watched it because I've read the comics (Warren Ellis) by the same name which I liked a lot. It is seldom you come across something like this only to hear that the bulk heads in the media industry can't recognize a goldmine when they see one. Get the word out there. This is good stuff.
BloodRayne (2005)
The horror... Oh the horror.
I don't know about you people out there, but I am convinced that Owe Boll is in fact a patient who has escaped from a mental hospital designed to keep horrible movie directors from being inflicted upon an unsuspecting world.
Honestly! It would prove more of a challenge to find something positive to say about Bloodrayne than taking a masters in quantum physics. I saw this nightmare on a Pc. (No one shall say I paid to watch the crap). House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark, two of Uwe Bolls other blunder ups had already left me with deep scars in my soul. So I guess I had it coming. It seem rather pointless to analyze this excuse for a movie because there isn't much to analyze. The part most people remember or feel worth talking about is the sex scene. Which explains a lot. Even that wasn't remotely decent. The breasts of Kristanna Loken just ain't gonna cut it as long Uwe Boll is lurking behind the camera. Nor will anything else. And I can't for the life of me phantom why Michael Madsen which I think of as an decent actor would diminish him self by accepting a part in this garbage. Is quick money the only reason, then buddy, this isn't going to help your career. Michelle Rodriguez was I felt, the only one who gave the impression of at least trying. But only A list actors can carry a movie by them selves. But no cosmic power could carry Bloodrayne anywhere.
Uwe Boll has threaten the world with upcoming game to movie project like Far Cry, Postal, and Dungeon Siege. At least he was tuned down brutal and hard by the people behind the master piece Metal Gear Solid. (There is a god). If one really want to waste money and time on crap movies I rather see an Ed Woods movie. At least he was in a bizarre way somewhat good at being bad.