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1/10
An insult to horror movie fans (and to viewers in general)
7 August 2007
I like House of the Dead (VG). It has not a brilliant story like metal gear for example, but I spent hours playing (and wasting money on) it.

When I saw this title, I decided to give it a try. The game story was interesting enough and, after all, there were zombies and creepy creatures on it!! I must admit I didn't expect this movie to be outstanding, but neither did I expect to be like this. Sometimes we complaint about movies without being objective, because we didn't like this or that, and other viewers can think different. This is the one movie where this rule doesn't apply. The movie sucks, it has no plot (even the game had a better plot, and you were shooting things 99% of the time), the jokes are not funny, the actors seem retarded, but the worst is that for the first time in my life this movie gave me the impression that the director was insulting me and my intelligence (I don't know how to explain it in other way). It seems like the guy is laughing his ass off in front of all the fans of the game (if any) and all the people who paid something to see his "work".

Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of horror movies, and I'm accustomed to bad movies (in fact there are few good horror movies out there) but this one crosses the line of RESPECT towards the viewer. Other directors at least tried to do something right, this man tried to do everything wrong and insulting, and I must admit he excelled at it.

Many of you might guess (correctly) that English is not my home language, and I apologize for the mistakes, but Im taking the burden so at least one person can avoid wasting money and (especially) time on this (spanish) "mierda" :).
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Boo (2005)
1/10
Waste of Money/Time
6 May 2006
Horror movies need to scare people, this movie is so sh*tty it makes you laugh, and wish every character in it to die slowly and painfully (in the real life too). I don't see the point to put your name (for the director, producers, etc) in a piece of sh*t like this, I would be embarrassed, really its hard to understand why people study to roll this movies, I believe I could film something better (and scarier) with my friends in my backyard, even in daytime.

Avoid this, and if you do rent it and see this disaster, please come back and say that my commentary was useful, this way we can prevent viewers for spending their money on cr*p.
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