jocke_grassman Reviews

SpongeBob SquarePants (1999– )

This is the best familyshow ever!

[10/10 · 3 September 2022]

My daughter 1,5 years love this show as much as i and my oldest son 21+ and even my dad used to watch it. Its for everyone.. i can watch it for hours on a rainy day. There's not an unlikeable character in this masterpiece of a cartoon and the swedish dub is good to so the whole family can watch it together. Pure lightfull fun and excellent animations and the comedy is both for old and young people. Its a 10 out of 10 for me. Im also a fan of South park and other comedy type of cartoons but sometimes a South Park episode can grow old and less funny.. but spoongebob never grows old , its a timeless show. I really recommend that you watch this show with your kids or grandparents it will put a smile on a sad face, i promise you that.

Look Who's Talking (1989)

Wow!

[10/10 · 26 February 2022]

I remember this movie from when i was a kid, but i dont remember it as being such a masterpiece. This is a movie about life, creating life, love and family. Its a varm and funny familymovie without being sentimental and cheesy, also topnotch acting by some of the greatest actors.

Dune (2021)

What a dissapointment

[1/10 · 21 November 2021]

I guess the actor playing the main character should rather be in one of them twillightmovies or highschool musical and what the heck is aquaman doing in this movie looking like aquaman.. nope, sorry this movie does not have that dune-feeling athmosphere to it.

Dune (1984)

Scifi at its best

[10/10 · 21 November 2021]

One of the best scifi-movies of its time, much better than the new netflix-version. I think the acting is what makes it better.. the whole feeling to it, it feels more authentic somehow.

Extraction (2020)

Amazing action movie

[10/10 · 28 April 2020]

Wow, i really loved this movie, the main actors where awesome. Scenery was beautiful and the action was top notch. I dont really like actionmovies that much these days, but this one had some classy feeling to it. I highly recomend it.

Shazam! (2019)

Good movie

[8/10 · 8 February 2020]

I enjoyed this movie, mostly the first half of the movie when it still was kinda bizarre and funny. Its a familymovie for both parents and kids i guess.

The Irishman (2019)

What is this?

[1/10 · 1 December 2019]

Its a bunch of retired actors tryna look cool, the movie is so boring.. i knew this was going to be a boring movie and yet i was surprised over how boring it was, the score cant be real or is it blinded fools, fanboys.. idk..

Captain Marvel (2019)

Nice familyfreindly action

[7/10 · 13 November 2019]

I heard so many bad things about this movie, thats why i had to see it, im not really into marveljoints, im more of a DC-universe guy. Brie Larson was really good as captain marvel, she's badass and charming. I guess the movie is a girlsmovie but somehow enjoyable. Samuel l Jackson is cool as usual tho i have to say i rather watch him as mr glass. The bad guys are avarage bad guys.. some goofy cat is kinda fun troughout the movie.. u know? Familyfreindly kinda fun.

The Mule (2018)

Worst clint eastwood-movie yet

[1/10 · 12 November 2019]

Its to unreal to be exciting.. there's so many good actors in this movie i dunno how they could mess it up like this.. i watched it halfway trough then i kinda got bored watching an old GRANDPAA partying with young hookers *sigh*. Does people really like to watch that crap? I guess hollywood need some new writers..

Watchmen (2019)

Unwatchablemen

[1/10 · 12 November 2019]

I enjoyed the first episode, it was really good, the second was unwatchable. I stopped watching by now.. bye hbo, i guess

In the Shadow of the Moon (2019)

Worst movie ive seen in a while

[1/10 · 13 October 2019]

As soon as i saw the book fell out of that bus-accident in the beginning of the movie i knew the whole plot.. the rest of the movie was just confirming it was more of a political statement rather than an actuall movie. Actors wasnt bad tho. I cancelled my netflix-account, all their recent movies has been like this, garbage.. imho the last "ok" movie was Bright with Will Smith.

The Disappearance of Madeleine McCann (2019)

Very well done!

[9/10 · 1 April 2019]

There's a lot of effort put into this documentary, they managed to interview a lot of people involved in this particular case except the parents and thats the only thing missing, thats why i gave it 9 out of 10. I would also like to hear more from the portuguise police.

A Serbian Film (2010)

A very messed up movie

[7/10 · 14 April 2011]

This movie should or is totally forbidden for kids to watch, you can not let your kids watch this movie! Its so messed up i almost regret watching it myself, you can forget human centipede and irreversible whatsoever, they are not close to how messed up this movie is. The actors are very good and the story also.. its just that i think some scenes should be left out, they are to sick to even imagine. without the messed up and most horrifying scenes i would give this movie a much higher ranking. I hope to see the same actors again. If you are a sensitive person you should avoid this movie though, i turned my head away from the screen more than once. some things are just to messed up to watch even though you know its fake and just a movie, trust me on this one, im not the sensitive type. And REMEMBER, DO NOT WATCH THIS WHEN YOUR KIDS ARE AT HOME!! im serious

You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

The movie is worth watching

[6/10 · 8 January 2011]

Its a typical comedy made for the whole family, nothing extraordinary.. the actors are great, if you like Adam Sandler, you'll probably like this, but its not one of his best roles.. Rob Schnieder is excellent as usual, maybe its just me.. but he make so stupid impressions of minority's i just cant stop laughing at his characters.. back to the movie.. its a typical feel-good-movie, so if your in a bad mode, you can watch this and enjoy.. ill watch any movie with Adam and Rob having some part to do with it when I'm in a bad mode, this is not one of the best but it will do if you seen all the other ones.. i hope for peace in the middle east!

Winter's Bone (2010)

a boring movie and a waste of time.. really horrible

[1/10 · 7 January 2011]

i had been warned in some of these reviews, but i followed the ratings instead.. i watched half the movie and then i just asked myself.. what the hell is this.. this is like a bunch of, i guess they call them rednecks in the states.. walking around in trashy trailorparklooking places in the woods and doing nothing special.. sooo boring.. worst movie i seen in a long time.. waste of time, really.. and the scifi part is?!? there's nothing scifi with this The actors are not bad actors.. the plot is worthless The filming is descent, the music is OK thats about it, i didn't really get what the movie was about.. maybe im just stupid... or maybe it just didn't make me care

Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)

go fiddy

[10/10 · 13 July 2008]

the plot is about a kid living with his mother who gets murdered by some drugdealer.. and the kid has to move in with relatives, growing up in this new big family he has to learn how to make money on his own so he starts to sell drugs..

this is a nice movie.. its about growing up and getting your life together, i think fiddys generation can relate to this joint. acting was real nice by all actors, i didn't even yawn at the girl... no complains at all.. this is a perfect movie and yes there are still many people out there who hates to see a thug on the rise and they always gonna be the people crying.. about everything.. cause they ain't got it xD window-shoppers !!

i can watch this movie again and its all worth it people thinking about buying the DVD

big up fiddy!!

big up fiddy!!

Dragon Wars: D-War (2007)

worst movie i seen

[1/10 · 14 May 2008]

first of all this movie had the most dumbest story i can think of.. i couldn't even write a bad plot like this.. and im not a writer.. the actors has no heart at all.. they shouldn't even be in a commercial.. the male hero is a boring emo-reporter and the "girl" is a boring-looking boring emo.. and they share some past.. the "funny" afroamerican guy is not funny.. just retarded and stupid.. omg i hate this movie.. i want this director to get banned from the industry .. i feel nothing but pure hate when i see this movie.. this would be good torture if i was a political prisoner .. damn i would actually do stuff to not see this movie again.. effects are OK.. couldn't care less about them though