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Jeff-Lemay
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Vermines (2023)
If only they would've hired real actors ...
I'm French Canadian and I have to say that it was a horrible, horrible experience to listen to those actors! The dialogues were absolutely atrocious.
My French is bleeding its ears hearing them speak!
It was a nightmare trying to figure out what they were saying half the film! What is wrong with France younger French generation and their Verlan way of talking?!?
Like saying "c'est un truc de ouf" every 2 freaking minutes! ... I love the French Cinema ... a lot of great films were done in history. This spider movie could have been a masterpiece of the genre if they didn't go with actors that can't speak proper French.
Because it is a great movie, well done, if you take the cast out ... the spiders looks real but it would/could have been 10x better with true legit actors who can actually speak French.
Having no other choices but to use subtitles to make it watchable, when it's your own native language that is suppose to be on screen, but you can't understand half the movie ... sorry, but because of that, I had to put 4 stars...
Otherwise I would have gave it a 7.5.
Maneater (2022)
Waste of time
WOW ... he shot at the shark 31 times with a shotgun without reloading! ... Incredible!
The blonde star is at med school ... but she finds her friend on the beach, inconscient, and don't even try to check for his vitals or revive him ... the other one is bleeding out ... doesn't do anything for like 5 minutes before deciding to FINALLY make a tourniquet !
Perfect example or not doing home works before filming!
I wonder why I keep on watching those lame b-movies that all tries to be the next JAWS but are all unsuccessful to the task.
CGI is so bad ... don't try to find any logic to this movie, you'll bleed your brain out!
What a garbage movie!