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There Will Be Blood (2007)
I want the 2½ hours of my life back.........
This film was just intrusive, pointless scores of sound at ridiculous times. Plot-lines which go nowhere or at best end in some random tirade from a man who somehow, after upsetting everyone lived the entire film out.
This had a few decent parts but for the life of me and my mind trying to numb the eternal pain i feel for putting myself though this torment, i cant remember. 2½ hours of Psycho like noise screeching through my surround sound has left me with nothing but anger towards such an over-hyped and obnoxious movie.
My only confusion lies in how this has such a high rating on IMDb, my only conclusion is either you all fell asleep and voted by guilt or someone switched the tapes and you all got the 5min version, hell i wish i did.
Killer Flood: The Day the Dam Broke (2003)
Oh Dear!
Even a awful 1 is to much for this film, everything form start to finish made you cringe. I don't think it would be possible to cram more overly clichéd moments, into one piece of mind numbingly numbingly waste of film.
Prisoner cell block H meets Thunderbirds, hell even Virgil's expressions were more life like than his son.
I haven't even finished watching this and I'm on here now.... Oh no, the cheesy clapping of 3 actors and a backdrop done by a child with adobe premiere. This truly is the end of my "I've started so I'll finish watching it" phase.
Oh joy, the credits have come to rescue me. (and relax)