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Dragonfight (1990)
Probably the best film ever made..
This film is probably the most incoherent nonsense I have ever watched but in such a majestical way..Is it 40 films weaved in to one..Is there a sequel on the way that can explain anything that transpired in the film? I advise..just watch it and get lost in the true art of the non-sensical.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
Glorious truth about birds
This film is like if robots made a film about humans and the humans mortal enemy was hovering, suicide birds. So many awkward, strange questions come from watching this film. Who was the r and b singer singing just for them at the bar? Why would you go and eat lunch in an open picnic area whilst under attack by birds? Definitely worth a watch for lovers of the lower arts such as I.
Holmes & Watson (2018)
Laughs a plenty
I am stupified by the negative response to this film. The laughs were plenty and often and anyone who is a fan of O'Reilly and Ferrel's brand of comedy will get exactly what they are hoping for. I can not for the life of me imagine the harrowing trauma experienced in a previous life of anyone who rated this film down to a 3.4 average!
Father's Day (2011)
A masterpiece to end all masterpieces.
I have now watched this film approxmiately 50 times and every time i manage to find another tiny nuance to elevate this film even further into acclaim. The film has a soundtrack that will live deep in your sub-conscious forevermore, the film itself hasa plethora of moments that come back to you months later and make you chuckle, and the group of actors themselves seem to mesh together perfectly to make a ridiculous and hilarious spoof of the genre itself that is synonomous with ASTRON 6 and basically everything they do. ..Ahab, Father John and Tweek are now immortalised as icons of movie legend.
The Favourite (2018)
a tense little ado
I read copious amounts of negative reviews but as its oscar nominated and it's oscar season i had to give it a try. I thought it was tense, funny at times and well directed. Fine acting and something that will have you on the edge of the seat to see house this war of the roses plays out. I also felt the ending was quite fitting.
Black Panther (2018)
Generic Marvel Cod Stew
I watched this as it has somehow been nominated for best film at the Oscars this year..and, for the life of me, i can not fathom any direction of minds that makes this any different or superior to any of the Marvel films. The story was slow and predictable and the action scenes of no great luster. I really found nothing imaginative or unique about this film. The academy needs to be taken out and put to pasture for nominating it. Sure watch it if you are a marvel fan but for me it was a painful two hours harrowed by tedium.