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Supernatural: Family Remains (2009)
The Neverending Episode
Was I the only one who felt like this episode took hours? It just wouldn't seem to end. And when it finally did and they had that annoying bromance scene all it did was serve to disappoint.
Castle: Always Buy Retail (2009)
Since When Does A Corpse Eyes Move
So, near the beginning of this terribly directed episode we have a dead body with her eyes open for some reason, staring at one of the detectives. At the end of the scene she stares directly at the camera. That is the most lively corpse I've ever seen on TV.
Gemini Man (2019)
Rule of Thumb: Avoid Benioff Movies
It should go without saying but anything created by David Benioff can't possible be good so it's best to avoid it. He admits to having no idea of how to produce GoT, and furthermore, he didn't even take the time to read the books because he said the scope of the plot was too big. He just wanted action and "power". Clearly he's an amateur and anything he creates isn't worth the time of day.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Bad Eggs (1998)
It's good. What's with all the hate?
After having read most of the reviews I realize that this episode's low ratings and poor criticism comes from an audience that doesn't understand simple entertainment. They're trying to read too much into it and forgetting that it's just about fun. There was nothing wrong with this episode in my opinion. I found it equally as funny and clever as most episodes and would give it a 7 or 8 out of 10. All-in-all, it's as good an episode as any other episode of Buffy (best show ever).
Joker (2019)
Not The Joker At All
I'm guessing that everyone who liked this movie or has given it a positive review has no idea what the DC comics are and has no idea who The Joker was. He was a gangster, not a boring stage clown. He got messed up bad and needed reconstructive surgery. He was always obsessed with the joker card from a deck of cards. He took on the persona after the incident. That is the correct origin story that was written 100 years ago. Anyone who says otherwise knows nothing about Batman or the Detective Comics or The Joker. Please blacklist everyone involved in making this horrible movie.
The Last Kingdom: Episode #3.4 (2018)
Surprisingly Horrifying
Spoiler (sort of): This was my second time through Season 3 and though I do remember the closing scene to this episode I didn't remember how impactful it was. This time I felt it had a strong taste of Macbeth to it. The scene was dark and the musical track was eerie. It's not something a viewer would soon forget.
Supernatural: Red Meat (2016)
So Dean Can't Check A Pulse Now?
Spoilers, but who cares? Who writes this garbage? Sam dies, apparently, and Dean checks his pulse and heartbeat. These are two things anyone can do. You don't need to be a medical professional to check a pulse. So to think that Dead Winchester of all people can't check a pulse correctly, OMFG!!! Sam wasn't dead, only unconscious. That's pretty freakin' bad! At the end they explain this by saying Sam was mostly dead. "Mostly dead" was a joke made up in the movie Princess Bride because there's obviously no such thing as "mostly dead" and only an idiot would write that into an episode as a medical fact.
Supernatural: The Bad Seed (2015)
What's with all the bad acting???
Seriously! What's with all the bad acting in this episode? Was it meant as a joke? Every single one of the "extra" witches in this episode were clearly not actors nor had they ever taken a single acting lesson in their lives. It was already bad enough when they had 3 witches do some weird jiggly seizure type dance and puff into smoke but then when they have 2 other "extra" witches at dinner with Rowena one of them stands up and says some ridiculous sounding and horribly delivered enchantment while pointing at the guy like a Mr. Smith from The Matrix 2. This woman's poor excuse for an attempt at acting was unbearable. That was the last straw. I stopped the episode right then and there. I might quit the show after that. It's been bad for a long time now but that was seriously the last straw for me.
Supernatural: Angel Heart (2015)
Most Poorly Written Episode To Date
Spoilers: Right near the end of the episode Cas and Dean leave the two girls alone in a place that's not safe, but in fact is the very place where the monster is and they already know that. They just say. "Don't leave this spot." At this point I said to myself, if they leave them alone and then the monster shows up and the Mom dies to protect her young then this will truly be the most poorly written episode to date. I pray to Castiel or any other Angel whom might be listening, please fire the writer of this episode and blacklist him from the biz. This was worse than the bugs episode.