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Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
A lot of nostalgia but nothing else.
Although the nostalgia factor from the games is very clever and very well done this movie tried to run the first and second game simultaneously in movie format and it just didn't work for me, they missed key plot points. The CGI was seriously poor and at Times the movie looks fan made. I'll give it a 6 because there's fun to be had but take that away and it's a YouTube movie. Such a shame. It started with so much potential. If your a RE game fan then just enjoy the Easter eggs with a few Beers.
Color Out of Space (2019)
Wow
Wow, the acting is so bad..
Decent movie otherwise, I think.
The Royle Family: The Golden Egg Cup (2009)
Aww
It's ok. Jokes do feel forced and predictable in the later episodes.
Still enjoyable tho.
Capone (2020)
Wtf
First the fantastic 4 and now this. God dam Josh, why you no do a good movie?
Resolution (2012)
Erm
Erm...ye...aweful.
Nothing more then aweful.
Truly aweful actually.
Like, I'd rather have spent the time getting to know my Ex again. (And I hate the B**ch)
Normal People (2020)
Spoilers
Basically, how many times can you break up and get back together again? Seriously. Good to start, gets monotonous.
Midsommar (2019)
Gripping.
This film won't win awards and this film wont be enjoyed by everyone BUT this film is a proper horror movie for me, it does everything you dont want it to do, it draws you in and makes you feel very uncomfortable. A cult classic is years to come.
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
Wtf
This movie gets 9 stars purely for the complete and utter WTF last 15mins. Brilliant.
Once you "get it" it all makes sence.
Rise of the Footsoldier (2007)
Actually good.
Once you get over the semi pro acting, this movie is pretty solid. Good story and well made for a low budget movie. Dont think into it too much, just enjoy it.
Uncut Gems (2019)
EARACHE/HEADACHE
Too much shouting. Cant understand what's being said. Dont know what's going on?.
A Star Is Born (2018)
I lasted 25 minutes.
The opening scenes are like treading treacle. I'm partial to a romantic movie. This was just sickly and over acted.
Joker (2019)
This is it. This is the film we want.
It would be pointless me writing a review because... words just dont do it justice.
Just wow. Wow. Wow.
Cargo (2017)
More then a Zombie flick
This movie surprised me alot. Not only was it well made, it had heart and a great storyline. Martin Freeman stole the show...again. 8 out of 10 zombie flicks are crap. This is in the 2.
Hell House LLC (2015)
Surprising
Actually surprised at how creepy this was. Don't expect a quality horror movie but it's better then your average found footage movie. Enjoy it for what it is.
Pet Sematary (2019)
Ugh.
Dont read the book then watch this movie, it tears it to shreds
The Blackwell Ghost (2017)
Actually good
This is actually a good movie. Considering it had no budget it does a good job, better then many medium budget found footage ghost movies.
It's short and sweet. I liked it.
Hellraiser (1987)
So much potential.
This is great horror movie. The franchise has huuuuge potential in the modern cinema if done right
Candyman (1992)
Eerie horror at its best
Massively massively underrated horror movie. Very creepy and eerie.
Hell House LLC (2015)
Surprising
Actually surprised at how creepy this was. Don't expect a quality horror movie but it's better then your average found footage movie. Enjoy it for what it is.
Dead Set (2008)
Flipping ace
As zombie shows go, this is up there. Eerie brilliance