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65 (2023)
There is nothing to like about this movie.
Terrible space movie. Terrible Jurrasic Park movie. It's like the movie wanted to be both, and failed miserably at both. It literally took 3 days of effort for me to finish this movie. It's a very short movie, so that's saying a lot. I'd really like to understand anyone who rated this more than 2 stars. I just want to understand who could possibly be entertained by it. As I struggled through the last half hour, I started to get angry about how awful this movie is and I started to resent it, and myself. I couldn't see stopping the thing because I was so close to the end, but after hating every minute, it just became a lose/lose scenario.
Code Name Banshee (2022)
WTF
I'm not a rich man, but I'm betting I could have paid Antonio Banderas more to come make omelettes in my own kitchen than they paid him to make this God-awful direct-to-dvd garbage. 2nd worst movie I've seen all year. Seriously made me consider making movies with my cellphone if there's actually profit to be had in creating this stuff.
The Batman (2022)
So bad.
I haven't seen a movie this bad in years. It was as if the thing was trying to project itself as some sort of art. Emo art, if anything, and Emo has been out of style more than an entire generation. The music was wonderful, at least.
Bliss (2021)
Not for everyone.
30 years ago, I experimented with psychedelic mushrooms and LSD for five years. The memories I have from those trips are as vivid and real as the memories I have from any other sober time. There were trips that lasted for weeks in my memory, but were actually only 4 hours long in real time. The same way we sleep and have dreams that last for days. For those who have experienced that, this movie hits home. For those who haven't? I can't begin to explain this movie to you. It'll probably seem like rubbish.
How It Ends (2018)
I think this is my first imdb review.
2 hours ago, I would have been able to tell you for sure, but I feel like I've lost 100 iq points since then. How the heck did they get Forrest Whitaker to star in this film? Worst movie I've seen this year. It's bad. Really, really bad.