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thetatlocker
IMDb member since October 2018
Reviews
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
What does god look like?
15 October 2018 - 15 out of 21 users found this review helpful.
This is a simple question, with a simple answer. Kevin James riding a segway while making hilarious but also thoughtful political comments on modern socioeconomic issues.
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Avatar (2009)
The hair is weird.
15 October 2018 - 1 out of 4 users found this review helpful.
The scene where they connect ponytails is hot, change my mind.
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Rampage (2018)
Missing one key element.
15 October 2018 - 0 out of 2 users found this review helpful.
Although the action scenes were enjoyable, we didn't get a full 107 minutes of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's face. It was nice to see the kaiju, but Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson is always more important.
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Walking with Dinosaurs 3D (2013)
Dinosaurs
15 October 2018 - 1 out of 1 users found this review helpful.
A dinosaur is a pretty epic animal, too bad they went extinct though lmao
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Kimi no na wa. (2016)
Eyegasm
15 October 2018 - 5 out of 5 users found this review helpful.
My eyes had an orgasm. This movie is really flipping fantastic.
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Hauru no ugoku shiro (2004)
Pretty darn sweet
15 October 2018 - 2 out of 2 users found this review helpful.
Imagine the perfect movie, Imagine if it was called Howl's Moving Castle. Imagine if it already existed...and it was called Howl's Moving Castle.
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