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True Life: I Hate My Butt (2015)
Season 21, Episode 9
8/10
This show very good for people who want better butty
18 April 2023
I like this show very much. I watch it first time many years ago, and have recording of it to watch again. This movie is about for people who don't like their butty very much. Maybe if you have problem with looking at your butty you can too also like it. The acting in it is quiet good, you can really believe them when they are trying very hard to change appearance. I think point of show is it is ok to have butty which look like pancake but if you want butty that look like buttermilk biscuit you must work very very hard to get it. This show very much is about the challenges and trials of that effort to success. If you want watch movie about people which like their own butty this movie is not for you. Great story has obstacle in it and for this movie it is having flat butty. Good movie for people who like their butty is one with Jennifer Lopez. You will like this movie if you like good movie about challenge of hard times in modern world.
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Kickboxer (1989)
7/10
better movie than movie about boxing because in this one they kick too for same price
8 March 2023
I think janne cloud von damn is maybe best martial artist plus actor in the world, or at least from 1980s. In this movie you can see him doing usual splits and big muscles and in slow motion he always kissing girls from thailand. But my favorite part about this movie is that it is not about just boxing, like the movie about appollo and rocky. In this movie, you get to see people kicking too and it is same price as boxing movie.

This movie is good but i wonder why they didn't have his brother play his brother like they did in double impact, because i think he is just as good actor as jann cloud got damme is. Maybe he have other work, but you don't see much about him. In this movie, they hire another actor play his brother. He is ok, but if you want see jean claud got damme and his brother together, i recommend very much you watch double impact. This movie is good because you can watch them not just boing but kicking too, and is same price as watching boxing movie where only they box with fists.
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5/10
Very strange movie about man with hammer
6 September 2022
This story about a man in movie with very interesting hammer who living on alien planet I think. He have girlfriend Jodie foster helping him find love and thunder in world but other than this is not very interesting movie. Many things very hard to believe, about man and women who have electricity in bodies theirs and they can fly and do magic things but still have difficulty somewhy. Very difficult to believe because if they can fly in sky they can not have many problems. You can always leave problem if you can fly in sky. I must have total of 600 characters so I will write more to say that I like this movie more better than movie about green man who get very angry sometimes when he is hungry. Thor about thunder and love is worth watching if you like these kinds of things. But for me, not good movie about people which can fly.
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Gemini Man (2019)
5/10
Good movie with Fresh Prince and his son
14 November 2019
This is very good movie about fresh prince of bel air and his son is acting in it too. Both him and him are very good actors and fresh prince son looking very much like fresh prince that sometimes you do not know which one is fresh prince and which one is his son until you can really see that one is younger.

But I think it is good that fresh prince has taught his son how to act so now that he is growed up he can be in movie together with him.

I like this movie because it is very much about fighting and chasing on motorcycles and these things. I didn't understand much of what goes on sometimes because they speaking english very fast. But if you like fresh prince and want to give his son a chance at being movie star, you will not disappoint.
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8/10
This very good movie about being movie stars tin holly wood
18 August 2019
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This very good movie about how you can be a stunt man and actor in hollywood and meet many interesting poeple there. I like this movie because sometimes you are seeing them making the movie with the cameras which you can see them in the movie. Is very good idea, you dont see people making movies inside the movie very much.

Matt damon is quite good actor in this one, he has mustache and is mostly a cowboy, but sometimes he is regular guy who is angery and sad very much. in america, it making you think that is very possible to be cowboy during normal day and then at night time you get to float around in swimming pool.

Also in this movie is blond girl who like to go to the movie and watch movies. She walk around town and like dancing. Also it has a stuntman in it who is very good at punching people. The stuntman meet some strange people in dessert and then it get him in trouble, because they come and looking for him.

But matt damons caracter is very drunk and tell them to leave and anyway, they do not. But the stuntman is very very violent and he kills them. He go off to hospital and the cowboy goes to neighbors, I think to talk about what happened, and that is the end. It is very interesting how in american movies they like to kill each other and then go on with life normal like it is normally.

You will like this movie if you like movies about cowboys and group of friends who living in hollywood and go to parties and into dessert together. In hollywood, everything is fun and normal and easy, and is possible if someone tries to kill you, you can kill them, and then go to your neighbors and hang out with them when you are finished. I think it is called once upon a time in hollywood because this cannot happen more times than that.
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The Lion King (2019)
5/10
strange movie about animal which can talk english
19 July 2019
This movie is very difficult to believe because it is not very realistic. Is about teenage or boy cat which living is in jungle and can talk. Is difficult to believe they can find cat which can talk so I am not sure how is possible they can make this movie. It not even speaking another language, but can speak english somewhy. the cat grow up and must meet another animals that also are talking. Is very difficult movie to believe.
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Star Trek (2009)
8/10
Best movie in star wars sequel and started it all for next generation
17 July 2019
This movie was ver y good restarting of a great series of movies. This is movie that started finally a new series of better movies. In this one, you will not meet luke skywalker or han solo very much, because in this one, the characters are different, but it is ok because it is same world. You will miss dart hvader fighting his son and yoda saying very smart things. But it is a new kind of feel from this, because this is more like star trekking instead of a big star war, so they are traveling in stars instead of going to a war in them, and it is great because jj abrams continue after this one to make more star wars movies, so he know how to show both sides. You will like this movie the way it shows you the characters doing something different and not fighting a death star this time.After they make this movie, it must have made very many money because they were able to make six more movie, but unfortunately, the other new star wars will never be as good as this first one. They should maybe do more movies where they are trekking in the stars instead of fighting war because death star get old, but new trekking always very interesting.
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Navy Seals (1990)
9/10
Very good movie about charlesie sheen
3 July 2019
When you watch this movie because it was made in 1980s you cannot believe how great charlesie sheen was before he became drug addict. He was very good navy seal at one time in his life before, jumping out of cars into ocean. Yhis a believable story about americans who go to iran and begin shooting people to save the world. In USA they play golf and steal cars and have big business meetings in washington dc, then they go on trips and shoot people somewhere else and come back ok, and the black guy dies, and they have a person who shoots people with big rifle and his name is god. It is classic american movie and you can learn a lot about how it is there and maybe one day you can be a navy seal too.
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6/10
This movie another movie about man who is spider, but is not really spider man
3 July 2019
This movie is another movie like same but different movie about teenage man who have power that make him like spider. But really he have nothing about him like spider. Still he having four arms and legs and look like real person until he putting on pajaams. Then he look like teenage man in pajaams, not actual like real spider.

I like this movie more than I like the first time I saw the other movie about the same person, but still have same problem. Is very hard to believe. No spider give you magic when it eat you, but in this movie they dont talk about that no more. In this movie, he going to europe and that's it. I think movie abotu man who is spider will be better if it is scary movie, and they make him like real spider and not man wearing pajaams.

Still the people who making this movie have not thought about this yet and instead of spendig money to make teenage man look like real spider, they spend money on making him fly around in air. I think movie will be much better if they make him look like actual spider and not worry so much about making explosions and these things. It will be better movie if it is scary movie about spider man and not man in pajaams who go to europe.
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It (I) (2017)
8/10
This NOT a very funny moive about clowns
1 July 2019
This movie is not very funny. You will make mistake if you go watch this movie because you like clown and think he will be funny like normal clown.

This movie is about a clown who turn his body into rifridgerator and crawl out. Very very scary movie. Do not bring kid to this movie, like small child, he will cry and scream even if you buy him lot of popcorn and pieces of chocolate, or tell him to close his eyes. He will still cry and scream until finally you must take him home and you cannot finiish to watching the movie until maybe later when you can buy it on amazon, but then you dont remember it very well.

Is not funny movie, truest me.
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10/10
very good movie about enjoying italy
1 July 2019
This is very good movie about boy or man who goes to italy on a boat to play piano. MArk walberg is very good in this movie, you will not recognize him, is why he is my favorite actor. He completely transform into new person. In this movie he plays piano player who goes to italy to eat pasta and enjoy music, and then he kills a man and then he starts to eating pasta again. He love italy very much and when you watch this movie, you will too.

When he is in italy he meets a couple who likes to go to the beach together. They go to Rome and they have a fat friend there who drives his cars up on the sidewalk. It's very funny at times, but sometimes it doesn't make any sense because he is just having a good time in Italy but you never understand why they make movie about that.

In the end he dont seem to like italy much any more and so he sits on the bed and decide to do something else. Is very good movie if you like italy. If not, they probably you wont like it, because it is not about much else. Just man going around italy, and he kill one man, but then he dont really care, he just keep playing piano and going to opera and eating pasta like all people from italy like. But when you finish watching movie, you will want to go to italy too. Maybe point of movie is it is possible if you want kill someone, it is possible there because everyone having good time and will not care or nobody really notice. That is what you feel when you watch this movie.
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10/10
This movie is very good a bout a fat man who goes to jungle with family
1 July 2019
I like this movie very much. It is about man who goes into jungle mountains with family where he is able to get fat from eating greasly beers. At first you cannot believe this, because like in the revernant movie with matt damon, usually it is the greasy beers who eat the people. But in this movie, the fat man and his family make very possible to live outside and go start growing vege tables and shoot the beers who try and eat them. This movie is very much about how you too can stop going to your job and leave for a better life in the jungle. Life is better outside where are the trees and bugs and animals and this man prove it! He and his family get very fat when they do this. If you watch first movie about this, he is very thinny. But by this third sequel he have big belly. So it is possible, people.

You can go into the woods too and shoot and eat greasy beers - and you will get fat! This great american movie!
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Ted (2012)
7/10
Not very believable, but Mark Wlakberg is great as usually he is
18 June 2019
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I watch every movie with Mark Walberg in it, because he is really great actor and that is why I give this movie 7. I didn't give it a 10 because it has a beer in it that is like stuffed plush toy but it is talking.

I dont believe this kind of movie where toy beer can talk. It is difficult to believe it is true even as good as mark walberg is. At some point in movie, you start to think, even after you watch great performance by mark walberg "This is not possible. How it is possible that toy bear is talking?" Mark Walberg is good actor, but it is still impossible to believe even mark walberg and toy beer can have real conversation.

So if you like movies like this where real people talk to toys then maybe you will like this movie. I did not like it. I think movies where people talk only to other people is better because i can believe it more.
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Double Impact (1991)
9/10
very good movie about fighting people
17 June 2019
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This movie is very good movie with jean claud gan damme and his brother who is also martial artist. They go to Hon Kong and fight each other and some other people. It is good action and good stunts and tells you a lot about how american people get things done when they want them they will do anything to do it. Which I like very much. The american people are good fighters and in china they are good but not as good as jean claud and his brother who is almost looking exactly like him.

Sometimes, when they were fighting, it was very difficult at times to know which one was jean clad van damn and which one was his brother because they have the same haircut and look almost exactly the same so you have to slow down and rewind and pause it if you want to figure out which one is jean claud, but that is ok. His brother is also very good and fighting so you dont really even need to know which one is him and you can still enjoy it. But because they did not try to make them look very differnt (I mean, his brother could maybe have grown a beard or something), I dont give it a full ten stars because it isn't quite perfect but it is very close. You will like this movie if you like to watch people fighting and killing everybody. Which I like very much. In this case it is special treat because jean claud convincines the producers and his brother to be in the movie with him and it will surprise you how good his brother is too and should also would be good if he was in more movies too.
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8/10
This movie is good movie about boxing
17 June 2019
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This movie is good movie about why is not good idea to box, and it has Climt Eastwood in it, and he is always funny to watch, but not in this one so much like in the gunslinger movie.

I think he wanted to make movie about girl boxer and why girl is not good for boxing. I am not sure, but it seems it is point of movie. All boxers are men and in this one the girl wanting to also become boxer. She begin to hit things in the gym and climt eastwood tells her she cant do it, but she does it anyway.

Then she breaks her neck. And climt eastwood was right. Point of movie is protect yourself, he says this. But I think point is also you should listen to people like climt eastworrd in life, because they have experience. So I think movie is more about listening to people who can tell you if you are not going to be good at something, so then you can not waste your time or break your neck doing something you are not good at.

I am not sure why they choose the name though. I like rent movies and do not know what they will be about so i will be surrprised. I thought this movie was about buying expensive baby for some kind of special reason because baby have some powers. But it is mostly about boxing. You will like this movie, but better movie about boxing is kickboxer with jean claud van damme, because in that movie they also are kicking and it is same price to rent.
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9/10
This is perfect movie!
17 June 2019
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I love this movie. This movie is about being young man in great city of new york city and making a lot of money and how that can help you meet girls and even older women will like you.

This movie has the guy from back to the future and swiss family robinson in it. He is young guy from small village and he goes to new yourk and wowawee, he has big fun. First he has relationship with older woman in swimming pool and then he becomes boss of big company and he is very young. It make you belive anything is possible in usa, even if maybe that it is not true that you can do this unless you are handsome and maybe go to good school.

it is very fun and beautiful movie. there is one moment where michele foks and his people he working with run around the top of very high building like on a jogging exercise. It's very good cinematic choice from director to show how yuo can be healthy and should be healthy even if you live on top of one of the big buildings in new york. You can still have normal life and meet lots of girls. Everybody in america has nice life and you can too. It's very great great movie about being an american and how success is his secret and it's very easy for you to do this there.
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Blade Runner (1982)
8/10
This movie is very good, I like Ridley Scott ver ymuch
17 June 2019
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This movie is very funn to look at and is really good photography. But it has the guy from han solo in it, which makes it good because he is always very funny. But in this movie, he is not funny, is more like dark and kind of sad.

I think Ripley scott is maybe one of the best photographers in directing, his pictures always look like perfect paintings. I think blade runner is maybe one of those movies you can watch but not really pay attention to and you still like it. Like you dont really know what is going on but you like it anyway.

I recommend this movie for anyone who doesn't like movies that are cheesy and hard to believe. This movie is more for people who are not easy to trick with hocus pocus and make them go "wow, you did that? YOu made a fire come out of a fake dragon that is higher than empire state building?" I think its more for people like me and you who like to feel a little bit like someone is taking you somewhere you can believe, and you still say "Wow" without asking them any sarcastic questions.

You will like this movie.
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The Godfather (1972)
9/10
This movie is very good about not getting in trouble for murder
17 June 2019
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This movie is very good, I like it very much. I watch it when I was small and didnt understand, I think is like soap opera. But I watch it again, recently, and now I understand and like it very much.

This movie is about how you can murder people and not get in trouble with police if you have a lot of power. If you have a strong family, you can murder other people, but problem is if the people you murder also have strong family. So if you are powerful, you dont have to worry about police, you have to worry about other people who also have power. I think this is very original and unique idea which you do not see in many movies. I think this is another movie about america.

In this movie is one man who is young in beginning, going to weddings and parties. He is nice guy and maybe he wants normal stuffs. But then he goes to italy and people start murdering people more and more. And by middle of movie, he learns that you can murder people, and maybe he wants to also, so he murders a guy when they are eating pasta, and he never stops. After that he gets other people to murder for him. He goes to lost vegas and murders a guy there too because the guy doesnt have any parties like they wanted. Everybody like him more and more, or maybe they are scared of him, because he murders and so they start to kiss his hands at the end.

It is interesting movie, I did not think about it before, but it is interesting how he only have to worry about other people with power who want to murder him, but he is not worried about if he will get in trouble for it.
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8/10
This movie is very good about chasing
17 June 2019
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This movie is very good but is not about naked people or churching people who are doing this naked. It is movie about a man who running from some people with spears and nives and arrows who like to kill and eat him. It is very violent and sad and make very good suspense for person watching.

I like this movie because it is very much about what it means if you get lost in strange place and dont knkow how to talk to the people whom live there and what they will do if they dont like you. If you are not careful they may want to eat you, which this can happen if you go to papua new guienness, or some place in the african amazon too. This movie is about being away far from home and you better hurry to get back. Next time stay at home, if you dont get eaten before next time begins.

It is one of the best movies you will find about hunting people. Another good one is the most dangerous game which is very much like this. Or apacoplyso which is by mel gibson. If you want to watch one that is really about hunting people ,and what that is like, then this movie is especially good for you. Do not expect it to be about anything else. But if you enjoy watching people hunting someone, then you will really love this. It is like a history nature program, except it is not real, it is just a story about what that will be like to hunt people.

I think this movie is very famous but I did not know about that before I watched it. I think it was made by americans which making a lot of sense if you understand the american people. This movie is very much about being american and what it means to be from america and go to new places. It is very good provincial american movie and tells you much about the people. I like watching movies from other countries for this, you learn a lot about how the people there think and what they are afraid of and what they like.

I recommend this movie for anyone who like good stories and something interesting. But it is not about anything else, just hunting people.
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Spider-Man (2002)
5/10
this movie is not very believable
17 June 2019
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This movie is strange or maybe I dont understand american movies. It is about a man or boy or teenage man who, he gets eaten by a spider and it gives him magic.

It is weird and interesting and stragne at the same time. He wearing a kind of clothes that look more like something from american halloween and climbing him buildings. like he is a spider. It is interesting, but not like horror movie, which would be better if he is eaten by a spider. Instead, he is like "good guy."

I dont really understand this movies, but it is ok. I think movie like this can be really good, if when, he is eaten by spider it making him more scary and turn him into actual spider instead of him wearing halloween pajaams. I like the story but I just don't believe it. Nobody can climb buildings if even you are eaten by spider. Magic spider dont make you climb buildings, but maybe in world like this it is possible. I notice many american movies like this. People put on clothes that are funny, making names about animals, and then they go fighting people.

Dont watch this movie if you think it will be horror movie about a man who is like spider. Is more like a movie only kid children will believe. I dont know if this movie make much money, but looks like they spend much money on it, so I think they dont get the money back because it is not movie easy to believe.

But if they spend so much money as it seems, I am not sure why they save money on giving him pajaams, and why don't just go ahead make him a spider. It is hard to believe he is spider man even if he can fly in movie, if he is wearing pajams.
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Space Jam (1996)
6/10
Totally Unrealistic
15 June 2019
I watched this movie on a plane recently. It was pretty good until cartoons started interacting with real people. It was cool to see michal jackson playing basketball and baseball, but then it got really looney. He gets transported to some kind of planet and starts playing basketball with cartoon characters.

It was cool because bill murry is in it and he is always funny. But I just couldnt wrap my head around the ludicrous storyline. They are playing basketball to save the planet. And it's against cartoon characters. Yep, you read that correctly.

If you want to see a good sports movie, you can watch Rudy, which is about a guy who plays football against, yea, real people.

There is one moment in this movie where michal jackson's arm stretches like the length of the basketball court and slams dunking it in. Totally unrealistic. But otherwise, the movie is kind of fun. You can probably eat popcorn with a little kid and watch it with them and they wont be able to notice the inconsistencies and probably wont think it is strange. But if you have any taste in great cinema, pass on it, or be sure to be prepared for it to not make sense.

If you like watching people play basketball with cartoons then you will be my guest, but dont say I didnt warn you about what it would be about.

That's pretty much all it's about. People playing basketball with cartoons.
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Suspiria (I) (2018)
1/10
This movie is so bad.
7 November 2018
People talk about visuals of this movie but I am surprised about this. The shots are what they should be, like any movie.

But why do people say this is lush photography? I can find 5 minutes of any ridley scott movie and it would be more lush than 50 best shots this director has. I don't get it. I think it's maybe because very little else is good in his movies and the photography is the best only choice this director has to seem good.

That's a bad sign. Hire a good cameraman and you always will have that. Great films has great stories, great direction (of actors, not just camera), great sense of pace in editing (if this director can learn to edit it in two hours it would have been something, bravo!), AND good looking photography. But only it has photography. I was thinking about this movie a lot, but not because I want to understand it.

I was thinking how it's possible this movie was made and can be so bad? This movie just plain is BORING. The end is FUNNY. The tone is not oppressive in a good way, like Pixote or Schindler's List, it is oppressive like it is if you looking at a blank white wall for two hours and half.

Nothing happens in this story so the boring of the colors only makes it seem like a very long journey into mediocre and petty boring boring boring.

Please don't go see this movie. Better to do something with your life. WHY this movie was made and how do a director like this get the money to make it? - sometimes I think we live in bizarro world where opposite happens than what should.
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