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Direct Contact (2009)
Could have been made in the 80s
Direct Contact is a b-movie at best, it stars Dolph Lundgren who has to save some girl from a army camp. Apparently, none of the trained soldiers can aim and hit dolph as he steals the girl and blows up the base rambo style...
Then he meets his employer and is followed by a team of snipers as he meets with this guy. it goes wrong and they get the order to kill, but even the snipers can't hit dolph as he walks away... it's ridiculous.
Later on, again a group of soldiers see dolph and the girl and none of them can hit dolph, also a car is driving behind the running dolph and even with a gun turret he's impossible to hit, even though he doesn't even run very fast..
This is how the whole movie goes, just ridiculous and it all feels like a bad movie from the 80s... this kind of stuff doesn't work anymore and i don't understand why dolph lundgren, once a great actor does these kind of movies anymore.
Smokin' Aces (2006)
Not worth renting
OK here's what i don't like about the movie.
- 2 girls did a hit once, now they go after their second target and all of the sudden they have these huge frickin guns and superiour hit-man skills... it doesn't make sense.
then the cops get shot from a building across the street and they think shooting blindly with a handgun will kill their target ???? wtf is up with that.
- then there's the 3 idiot brothers who look like rammstein on stage and act like a bunch of morons all the time. Seriously, if anyone saw guys like that walking on the street they should have called the cops. But no, these guys can walk into a expensive hotel like that and get in an elevator without being noticed. somehow being able to bring some weapons including a CHAINSAW !!!
-Then there's the stupid karate kid.... my god what the hell did he have to do with all of this and why was he such a moron.. seriously.. his part had absolutely nothing to add to the movie !! it was unrealistic and therefor not even funny. A kid , how crazy it might be would never respond to a wounded person lying at his front door steps like that ! if this was meant to be a joke, then it was a bad one !
I could go on and on about this film, it's really bad and seriously not worth renting. Maybe im missing something here but there was so much wrong with this film that it got annoying after a while.