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Mountain Monsters (2013)
Reality?? Not even close
First, a disclaimer. I'd rather watch congressmen on C-SPAN argue about paint subsidies than waste time with this. My brother in law watches it and we are over frequently so lucky me, I get to sit through it. I really don't know why people watch. Even shows like Pawn Stars or Storage Wars where you know some situations are set up have some redeeming value. This is just endless running through woods and cursing.
#1. How many times can they say "Did you see that?" or "What was that?" and never get anything believable on camera?
#2. How many times can they "just miss" the creature? Really? They've never trapped anything that was featured on ABC News?
#3. I'm from what some would call a backwoods southern state and this is utterly insulting to southern people. No, we don't all act that way and we certainly don't talk like that.
Hey, here's some free advice. Set traps that work. Use the profits from the show to buy more cameras. Oh wait, that would just prove that your show is fake.
Hogs Gone Wild (2011)
Shoot them
Trap them, and when they're caught in your trap, walk up to them with a rifle and SHOOT THEM. Guns not legal in the area? Get em with a tranquilizer first.
Oh wait, that wouldn't be dramatic. But it wouldn't be as stupid as guys discussing the strategy of how to approach the hog with sticks and a machete.
Star Trek: Discovery (2017)
I'd walk out on this on an airplane
Imagine making beef stew and leaving it on your stove for a couple of weeks. Take that stew and toss in some raw sewage. If you have a dog, take some of its waste and add that in too - and some milk while you're at it. Now stir it up and put it in a plastic bag. Take that bag and let it sit in the sun for a few weeks. Then at bedtime, put it under your bed, break open the bag and settle in for a good night's sleep.
Between doing that and sitting through this terrible excuse for a ST series, I'd rather take my chances with the stew. Bad acting, terrible characters and absolutely no regard for what ST has been since 1966 makes this garbage impossible to watch. I cringe at the thought of someone being introduced to the ST franchise by watching this mess. I really have no idea what this was supposed to be but I can't see how it can appeal to any ST fan.
Please, put us out of our misery and finish this.