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Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)
lackluster smith/roger film but still better then average
this is the first film of smiths not counting jersey girl that just wasn't funny for long periods of time. Almost all of rogen's jokes just arnt good and banks really doesn't add much and i honesty didn't buy them being in love, the movie as a whole just felt slow and the dialog was really weak and thats normally Kevin strong point i felt the ending was rushed from the point where Zack leaves the set to the point where he goes to talk to miri was in the space of like 15mins or less. and even in that scene thats meant to be the big "i love you miri moment" was just flat and i just couldn't buy into the fact he loved her.
good points in the movie while most of the main cast members really didn't do much for me there was a some very funny stuff coming from jay as lester but the man that steals the show from everyone is Justin long every second he was on screen i was pissing myself every line he nailed EVERY SINGLE ONE if it wasn't for him and jay i would say don't even bother with this movie but just for Justin longs sake its worth the DVD rental just don't expect for the movie to get better once he is off screen
The Dark Knight (2008)
all star cast all star results
for weeks leading up to the film movie insiders have been claiming that not only is it the best batman movie but that heath ledger deserves a Oscar nod for his work as the joker here is my short take on the film sorry its 4am and i just got home. the film overall is about as good as its every going to get as a action film and as a film on its own i really do think as of what i have seen so far it deserves at least a Oscar nom for best film the acting alround is just top shelf stuff. i will say this the film felt abit long but it needed to be. OK on to the cast, batman from watching the trailers and stuff u expect the film to be all about the joker and i was worried that batman would be pushed into the back....this is not the case. the film overall doesn't follow one person it follows the story and i think thats what makes it such a good movie cause in the end the story is the important part. OK my one knock on the film heath ledgers joker was good but i didn't think it was Oscar good, i will say he holds his own with jack's joker....actually i think its better but i don't think is Oscar good. i liked the way they used him in the film he pops in does the damage and pops out and it really works best that way. now Aaron Eckhart's two face/dent makes tommy lee's a joke....but really aaron take on both dent and twoface were amazing the characters are taken to deep levels and it really gave the film a extra kick and props to the special effects guys it looked so real. bale i think carries the story well just like in begins while i do think ledger and eckhart take some thunder away from him the movie over all turns out better for it, and its not like he doesn't have his moments ether. Gyllenhaal replaces homes and honestly i would have rather homes im not saying she did a bad job i just think with home's work on thank you for smoking she would have been a better choice if they could of had her. or wanted her? finally the supports of freeman caine and oldmen work just as well as they did in the past and special note to chin han also made good use of his screen time overall its easy to say this is by far the best of the batman movies. if i had to compare it to anything its like saying batman begins is like a star war iv and D.K is like EP:v both are good but this one just takes it that next level up
Aussie Park Boyz (2004)
worst movie i have ever seen, and i have seen a lot of crap
within about 5 minutes in to the film the first fight scene i was watching i just could help but pointout the lack of tension in the scene the cameras crossing back and forth really shows he had no idea what he was doing, well actually the soundtrack shows that the best. i no its a low budget film and your not going to get top 40 songs but at least get music that goes with the scene that isn't actually that hard acting, well if i saw any i would gladly let you know. the script was so badly written would now surprise me one bit of the guy directing wrote this piece of beep, i will give the person one 10/10 and that was for the DVD cover because if i actually saw "before watching this" in a shop and it was like 10 15 bucks i would have bought it, why well if you look at the front cover this actually well done you flip over to the back and you see that it has actually won awards. now that is a very misleading thing because even in a small film festival i wouldn't ever believe in my life that this would win anything all i can say is "wow if this was the best i wouldn't want to know what the crap in the film festival was like"
films that are this bad only have one good use and that is for a aspiring film maker to use as inspiration films like this are better tools then good films, because with good film you almost know off the bat there is a good chance you wont make a film that good, but if you use a film like this you can look at all the things they director or writer did wrong so you wont make the same mistakes, and you have the added plus of looking at this film and saying if a piece of beep like this can get made then there is hope of anyone out there
Copper Mountain (1983)
worst film ever!
i no that sounds very comic book guy but this really is the worst film ever made its so bad you have to see it and i would even like to see IMDb change its rules about votes cause i really think its that bad. if you think porno acting is and and the story lines in the pornos oh and the music to then you have to watch this cause it really does make any porno movie look good i think thats where they got the band anyway. there is about 90seconds of humor that even rates as funny and compared to the stuff carrey does no the 90seconds wouldn't even make the cut in any of his movies now. if i could have 1 wish i would be to meet the righter of the movie and the people that picked it up. i can understand the cast and stuff crew wanting to do this film it would have been carrey first shot in a lead and its not like he was an A lister at the time and the support cast and crew well money is money, but the 2 people i don't understand are the righter 1 cause could he tell it was crap when he wrote it and same with the producer and stuff i couldn't look at the script and say this is going to make me a star i need to be in this movie. all i can come up with is that maybe they stole mel brooks idea of making a movie that would be a flop so they would make money mmmmmmmm i think I'm on to something